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Cal and BD-1!! I'm so normal about them...

tap for higher quality :>

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Oh this was a brilliantly sly dig, Russell. I applaud.

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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My art store is now live :DDD

Check it out here!

I plan to add more items from my merch catalogue (which you can find in the linktree on my profile).

So, if there's something you like that isn't currently available on the store, let me know so I can add it in future!

I'm currently only taking orders within Australia but I intend to expand eventually.

Thanks!

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Every once in a while twitter produces gems like this 😂

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I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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I ever tell you guys about my ethically dubious radio show back in college? The Mad Dad Hour?

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