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the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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i think having a hole drilled in my skull would feel real good for at least 10 seconds

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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WILL POULTER & KIT CONNOR GQ Heroes 2025

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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) dir. Matthew López

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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

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Hello?

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no wonder why he like Loki-

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the way my partner talks about my ocd is so hilariously on point. for context, i experience a lot of verbal compulsions (feeling like i Have to Say a Certain Thing to magically fix another) and he just told me. "most of the time it's easy to spot a compulsion cause literally nobody asked"

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I need recommendations for housecat enrichment for absurdly smart cats because local pet stores are giving me goddamned nothing to work with here

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The federal minimum wage is officially a poverty wage in 2025. “The annual earnings of a single adult working full-time, year-round at $7.25 an hour now fall below the poverty threshold of $15,650.”

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