Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
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let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me
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any advice for someone who isn't really that interesting?
you weren’t put on this earth to entertain people. live your life as a boring bitch to the fullest.
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Did I ever tell you all about the time a kid in my high school literally pretended to drink a thing of Windex so the teachers would panic and send him to the hospital and he wouldn’t have to take the test
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you know America is going thru some shit when a damn cruise ship company offers more help than the president
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If there was, you’d be dead … and that girl would be alive.
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