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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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I don't have anything to accompany Bart making his entrance into the Office Romance AU, but he's here and he's Bernard's favorite.

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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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DxP REWRITE - Integration

When you get closer to that younger part of you holding onto trauma, you can sometimes feel them grow up as they slowly catch up to you as you are now.

Ingo’s case is a little different (Uxie might also be helping it along), which could be why the often slower process is accelerated. ❤️‍🩹

List of locations they passed by:

Anville Town (their hometown)

Gear Station

Lake Acuity

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🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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trying to figure out how to draw these two

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The ghost of Patroclus visits Achilles

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Swift runner Achilles ⚡️

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Man on a mission

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Aphrodite and prince Paris of Troy

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in which Bernard is the child of Dionysus, but it's scene kid dionysus from the continuity reboot everyone famously hates. Mrs. Dowd had some fun with the weird goth guy at the club and then later got together with Mr. Dowd when she was already pregnant. Mr. Doud adopts Bernard but he also just. Sucks as a person, so his wife isn't allowed to acknowledge that she had a past before him.

so bernard tells his teacher over the weekend what happened without elaborating anything and it becomes a whole thing.

this started off as a Timber Office Romance AU thing and Tim's mom using hers and Tim's shared office for the same shit Tim does, with Cassie's mom who also does Archaeology shit, but then I was also thinking about Dionysus and Bernard.

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living in England when Queen Elizabeth II died was fucking crazy cuz i had to just sit there and see the government spend billions of pounds on her funeral while the cost of living crisis got worse daily. like oh the state can afford a massive funeral but you can’t afford to lower gas prices in the middle of winter? you’re just gonna let people freeze to death? you can’t bring minimum wage up to inflation? you can’t put caps on bus and train fares? you can’t give money to state schools and the NHS? you’re gonna let things keep getting more and more expensive while still wasting 15% of UK tax money on the royal family??? absolute joke of a country

edit: abt the taxes some people in the notes/comments explained it better than i did. wasn’t expecting this post to blow up like it did so i didn’t properly explain everything mb

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I almost forgot to draw his bracelet and rings again. (｡ᵕ ◞ _◟)

His face needs to be case studied.

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battling art block with putting timbern in places i like