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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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Ugh these fricking British Protestants and their dutch husbands are always going on about their Glorious Revolution. Stalin isn't going to fuck you

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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do you think bananza is nintendo's attempt to retcon donkey kong the third into being the original donkey kong. i know we have to wait until the full game comes out to know for sure but it kinda looks like that's what's going on

possibilities for why Pauline looks like a child in Donkey Kong Bananza, in no particular order

this is an explicit retcon of the RareWare lore. Cranky Kong is no longer the original Donkey Kong

Nintendo has been operating under the assumption that Cranky Kong's grandson always has been the original Donkey Kong this entire time and has literally never considered the lore RareWare established in the 90s to be canon

this is an explicit retcon of Nintendo's own lore. Pauline is no longer considered the same person as the Lady from Donkey Kong. (this, on its own, would not actually count as a confirmation that Super Mario is not Little Mario the Jumpman, but the most annoying fan theorists would take it as confirmation anyway)

it's not even the same Pauline as the one from Mario vs Donkey Kong and Super Mario Odyssey, she just has the same name and looks similar and is also a singer

this game isn't a prequel. Pauline has just been turned into a child the same way she was turned into a rock

time travel is a thing that exists in the Mario universe

continuity is not a thing that exists in the Mario universe

Donkey Kong is an unreliable narrator and all humans look like children to him

the game ends the same way as Super Mario USA. like, literally the same way, complete with credits listing the name of every enemy from Doki Doki Panic except a couple of them are accidentally swapped

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The final design for my Sinosauropterix acrylic keychains! Im so happy with the design i think the leaves really work. With the prototype that came back i found that the tail was long and prone to snapping so i needed a filler and it turns out that theres an absolutely incredible fossil plant from the same formation as them called Leefructus mirus! Its a prehistoric fossil BUTTERCUP! Ill be selling these at my local con but after that theyll be for same somewhere online possibly kofi?

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eternally torn between "a creator is an autonomous person and can do whatever they want with their limited time on god's green earth" and "fifteen years and access to every resource imaginable should be enough to finish at least one fucking book pwease"

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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

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im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

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I forgot to share this here:

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idk if this is just the Autism Logic speaking, but all those ""cognitohazard"" thought experiments are just so dumb to me. like yeah, what IF there's an evil supercomputer in the future that'll torture you if you don't help build it. sick, dude. i can make things up too, what if there was a mole man living under your house and he burrowed up through your floor and ate you. ooga booga. spiral into insanity now please

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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something