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I need everyone to enter the era of understanding that Cas has zero taste or class. He is a blue collar angel and that is literally the whole point. His fuckass pretentious brethren are the ones who like luxury and think they're too good for lowbrow human experiences. The whole POINT is that Cas is different.

Cas likes beer and grape jelly and reality t.v. He is not watching nature documentaries; he's watching 90 Day Fiancé. He does not have a garden; he has 3 potted succulents at BEST and only because Dean takes care of them. He watches porn for the plot. He likes emojis. He's a jock. His most frequently-worn item during his graceless arc was a hoodie. He's kind of a fuckboi.

I genuinely believe seeing a ham and cheese pinwheel at a party would have caused him to wax poetic about human ingenuity.

Recognition for my working class angel who acquired his taste in music third-hand from a mechanic via the mechanic's construction worker son. He doesn't even like to read. 🙏🥰🙏

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when cas daydreams about what it would be like to be with dean it's all about how HE'D treat dean so right and HE'D give dean all the love he deserves etc etc, not really considering that he himself would receive affection as well (even in his wildest dreams, haha, upsetting). so when they eventually get together and dean "clingy mcgee" winchester finally gets to, like, pressure wash cas with love and affection and make him coffee and hold his hand constantly and give him a thousand smoochies a day cas is like. what

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One of my hottest and most controversial of takes is that the reason like 80% of Destiel fics had to use Inias as Cas's ex or plot-complication boyfriend for like seven straight years despite Inias appearing in like two scenes in one singular episode during which he had like four lines of dialogue (only two of which were interactions with Cas) is because no one wanted to admit that the gay angel is actually bisexual with a pretty strong preference for women

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The Royal Runaway  |  Explicit  |  20,000

Author: Tossukka Artist: daffodilsonaprettystring

As the youngest son to the king of a small European country, Castiel had rarely felt free to be himself. After a breakup and his ex-boyfriend outing him to the public, Cas flees to America to seek some peace and quiet from the press. In his new town, he manages to escape from his bodyguards for an afternoon and meets an attractive stranger. The man, Dean, gives him a taste of what it could be like to date as just another regular person.

And that’s just the first of the strange turns his life is about to take.

Link to fic  |  Link to art 

Pairings: Dean/Cas (past Cas/OMC, mentioned past Dean/others, mentioned Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, mentioned Charlie Bradbury/others) Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, outing someone as queer, kiss without asking for consent, loss of privacy, manipulative ex, childhood neglect

Tags: Human AU, Royalty AU, Strangers to friends to lovers

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I am so excited that I got to participate in @deancaspinefest this year!! I was also thrilled to finally get to work with @seidenapfel! Dean reading Destiel fanfic is an absolutely irresistible premise and the fic really delivers! I was so excited to make art for this. Please go read it here: Link to fic

Thanks to the mods for running this incredible bang year after year, it delivers so many wonderful fics and you run it so smoothly!

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all the the boys actors that thought Jensen was sooo cool when they see him giggling at every single thing misha does are gonna be so confused

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Posting my own submission for the @destielvalentineszine2025 !! It's them!! Getting married at the barn!!!

(Below the cut are some pics of the gold leaf print!)

(Yes the pics are bad, its 2am, sue me, I didn't want to wait till the moring to take better ones)

(Maybe I'll do that in a reblog, who knows)

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FAVORITE SPN CHARACTER: TOURNAMENT 1, ROUND 3, MATCH 3

Polls for this round can be found here.

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A Multi-Dimensional Wavelength of Celestial Intent ™️

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I think my favourite thing about sam is that he wants a good person but also is immediately down for human sacrifice.

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Happy Birthday Dean! 💚

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Happy birthday Dean Winchester

Dean turned 46 today yay

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sometimes i think about a version where dean knew not only about the deal but also what will trigger it so he and cas start hooking up and NOT talking about their feelings. it is not emotionally or physically fulfilling or satiating sex AT ALL but it’s more than they’ve ever had before. this is the most selfish thing dean’s ever done, being with cas (sort of) while manipulating him and breaking both their hearts the entire time. because it means cas will stay. ouroboros of misery.

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🌊😇🤠🐶🚗🍔🏠

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Hi! I'm doing a presale for my 2025 Calendars.

You can preorder yours here until November 16th.

I have to get to 50 preoders to ensure the price. If I don't get there, I'll reimburse you!

Unfortunately the cost of printing is exorbitant this year (especially in Canada) but I still wanted to make a calendar available, and the price includes shipping. Thank you so kindly for your support.

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...All this work for a hentai joke. I'm terribly sorry.

I also consulted my jury of Patrons about whether or not Dean would say "Calm your tits". I'm not convinced he would, but also not convinced he wouldn't. :D

(Don't repost, but reblogs are very welcome)

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Happy 5th of November to all who celebrate

...and JFC America, don't fuck this up

(Please don't repost; reblogs are great)