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(It’s like if even at full power, she only shot a single thin stream of weak bullets and she doesn’t even get the ability to leave behind her bats to shoot bullets in a spot for her)

(This means that Sakuya must fully carry Remilia’s weight lmao)

@gensokyohyakkiyako

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(There’s a Touhou 8 mod that makes Remilia so fucking bad to play as lmao)

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(My god, there’s a Touhou 8 mod that makes Patchouli and Koakuma playable)

(It even changes the script so they can have some fun banter with each other)

(This is beautiful work)

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(I’m looking at funny Touhou mods and there’s one for Touhou 6 that’s just like “What if the books never ended?”)

(The Stage 4 Books… Never ending… that’d be so funny)

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“Actuallyyyyy no, sis in not my mom! Sis, Orin AND Okuu are my mom!”

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“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Iiiiiiiiiii think Sis is my mom! I forget!”

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(THIS VIDEO IS GOING TO RUIN ME)

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「ところで、彼らバンパイアたちが何を言っているのか分かりませんです。」　She’s very much a beginner when it comes to Japanese.

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「おい、彼らバンパイアたちはGoogle Translateを使用していっていますか。」　Ceara, shush. You do not need to get into the vampires’s business.

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「ところで、彼らバンパイアたちが何を言っているのか分かりませんです。」　She’s very much a beginner when it comes to Japanese.

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「おい、彼らバンパイアたちはGoogle Translateを使用していっていますか。」　Ceara, shush. You do not need to get into the vampires’s business.

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“It vas rather obvious how much of beginner she vas being around me. Her skills vere quickly devolving into rrrelying on bombs of hers.” Don’t call me out, Eirin-

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(GOOD GOD, I DIDN’T MEAN TO ALMOST BEAT EIRIN WITH THE 4KIDS MOD ON)

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(What do you mean Murasa has a timeout spell??? Bitch???)

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“The old ‘EASY MODE?!’ meme has influenced beginning Touhou players for the worse. Even I have fallen for it, as the idea of having myself 1CC a Touhou game on Easy doesn’t sit right with me at all… along with the idea of even using a continue but that’s more thanks to older Windows Touhou games only saving your replay if you don’t continue, instead of saving your score once you lose all your lives and asking if you want to save your replay before asking if you want to use a continue, like what newer Windows Touhou games do.”

“Moral of the story is… play the games in whatever way makes you feel most comfortable! Don’t be like me, who has the undying need to have to beat a game on Normal 1CC when only three (kind of four) Touhou games actually bar you off from getting to Stage 6 thanks to playing on Easy Mode.”

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Ceara, how many incidents have you helped solve in game terms?

“…You can just say ‘how many Touhou games have I beaten.’ I don’t think Gensokyo’s gonna weaken from someone saying that the adventures they have are adapted into games in the Outside World… right?”

“Anyway, 1, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 10. Normal 1CC.”

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(How did people even play Touhou with a controller though, it feels so alien to me trying to play them with something that’s not a keyboard)