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guys wtf why is BRAD PITT, a literal actor with no experience in motorsport prior to filming the f1 movie given an opportunity to test a mclaren f1 car?!? shouldn’t it be for actual f2/f3 drivers who are literally begging for an opportunity like this?!?
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About Me (the elevator pitch version)
Hey everyone! Been a lurker on tumblr for a while so I'm deciding to make an introduction about myself for fellow bloggers and f1 fans!
ੈ✩‧₊˚ : Frida, 15, she/her, Belgian (but my family is Canadian), speaks french, english, russian (learning), chinese (learning), german (kind of)
ੈ✩‧₊˚ : fav drivers : currently max and oscar, i'm also a really like f1 history so I also like nico rosberg, niki lauda, gilles villeneuve, and michael schumacher. my favourite duos are maxiel and seb and kimi. i'm also obsessed with the cunty early 2010s grid. (ppl were just cooler back then)
ੈ✩‧₊˚ : interests: f1 (obvi), reading (all genres except fantasy, my favs are the handmaids tale, anne's house of dreams, and lolita), languages (not really good at speaking them though), chernobyl, soviet history, figure skating (mostly the russians, ik its basic), taylor swift, lana del rey, sex and the city (i'm a miranda and my fav girl is samantha). i'm hoping to attend university and pursue a degree in sciences (probably nuclear/atomic physics)
I want to start trying to write some fanfiction/rpf on here and ao3, especially during this summer holiday period. I would love to hear some requests of fic ideas! I'm probably also going to use this blog as a rant page, so i hope you appreciate my tirades hehe.
DM me if you think we have something in common! I would love to make some online friends on here.
xoxo,
frida
#the house of mayhem#f1 drivers#f1 introduction#f1 intro#f1 2025#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#formula 1#f1 x reader#kimi antonelli#canadian gp 2025#george russell#lando norris#f1 fandom#max verstappen#yuki tsunoda#oscar piastri#mclaren f1#scuderia ferrari#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#jenson button#fernando alonso#lance stroll#carlos sainz#alex albon#red bull f1#red bull formula 1#red bull formula one#christian horner
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every girl either has a strange relationship with food, sexuality, or religion. (bonus points if its all three)
#the house of mayhem#so i repeatedly go through bouts of deep religiousness and agnosticism#literally idk what to do or think#also question for like the two billionth time whether im gay bi or straight#like i want it to stop#someone give me philosophy to read so i can somehow cope
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help i’m still at the restaurant…


guys where’d everyone go, why have we moved on hello?
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help im at a summer programme in the us right now and my ta is insanely hot like whaat
#the house of mayhem#he is literally australian from melbourne....like oscar piastri#anyways i am a super dedicated physics student#even though i've been here for an entire week and we've learned nothing except of black holes and a cursory examination of forces
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Max Verstappen is Barbie and everyone else is just Ken ✨💅🏻
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UPDATE: YAY I AT LEAST GOT ONE PREDICTION CORRECT
F1 2025 Predictions
Kimi matches George in points
Jack Doohan gets sacked, replaced by Franco Colapinto
Lewis parks in the Mercedes pit box
Checo becomes Red Bull reserve driver
Landoscar tensions continue
Oscar Piastri outscores Lando
Baby Verstappen Piquet is a girl
Ollie and Estie crash into each other
Carmen and George engagement
Max crashes at Zandvoort
Pierre Gasly wins a race
Yuki Tsunoda goes to Aston Martin
Charles Leclerc Monaco curse resumes
Oscar Piastri wins at Albert Park
Max Verstappen gets one race ban
Gabriel Bortoleto is compared to Logan Sargaent (sargoat memes etc)
f1 movie gets a sub 3 star rating on imdb
Lewis gets appendicitis and Arthur drives instead
Max Verstappen world champion
Lando Norris won’t win a race
Williams and Sauber are backmarkers
Lestappen 1-2 at Spa
Red Bull has the same lame livery
anonymous f1 insider (cough cough Jenson Button) starts a petition to get danica patrick fired
Olivia Rodrigo and Louis Partridge go to Silverstone
Mohammed ben Salymen scandal (kind of came true already)
Aston Martin podium
Cadillac announces Mick Schumacher and Logan Sargeant
Zhou Guanyu’s return - reserve or otherwise (already came true)
Charles relationship scandal
Xi Jingping shows up to Shanghai GP
Fire from F1 car
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“the show”
gisele bündchen photographed by patrick demarchelier for número magazine, 2000
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Gisele Bündchen for Ralph Lauren 2000 Spring/Summer Collection
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hot take: anyone whose states their favourite book is a self help book is an npc
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also everyone saying that this podium reminded them of austria 2019, charles literally walked off the podium with his champagne and they had to call him back for the photos. if max was petty today, charles was on fire that day
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the fears of wearing my fav f1 team merch in-case i see the the “name every f1 driver to ever exist” fan & a hater of the team
( let me just wear my mclaren & red-bull merch I BEG.. )
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being a hopeless romantic when society is fixated on hookup culture, “situationships” and emotional unavailability makes me feel like I'm in the bottom pits of hell. i yearn for pure romance. waiting for the fairytale I have always dreamed of to come true. but also thinking I won't be loved the way I love is a curse.
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Lando on every country backing their driver: "It's the same for Max in Zandoort, Spa, Austria and-..."
and max's reaction
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