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ok so it’s been Years since i last wrote something like this or just anything from roleplaying so!! please forgive me if i’m quite rusty i wanted to do smth to commemerate ;) this event like ok i used to not like ocs much back then but because of archie’s angel that changed because i love them so and i love the bond they made with my shintaro sobs like julian carter is pure and so here goes

(inspired by THIS please listen to it sobs)

happy birthday to the light of @shigukyos​ life, jules!

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29/11/16!!!!!

Aaaahh, even logging in here feels like home.

IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I STARTED RPING JULES!!!! It's been almost 6 years since he came into existence!

(yes, my icon is jules!!! art by @todorokishouno i love dia)

I haven't been here a lot for latter half of 2015-16, because of school and bnha hell, but rest assured I still love Jules with all my heart. I wouldn't abandon him for anything, unless he decides to go himself. His muse has been around since fucking 2011 and he still seems to be pretty content here.

"You worry too much about that."

Gotcha, buddy.

Jules means a lot to me, and I'm really, really, really grateful I made his blog and he's in my life.

I've made a lot of my friends through roleplaying him and we've remained friends to this day. I can't believe we've made an impact and people like him as well?? I have a friend who I haven't RP'd with since 2013, when I first made Jules' blog, and they still bring him up. That’s really fucking wild to me. When I started his blog on a Friday night, 29th November 2013, I hadn't thought about anyone liking him at all. I just wanted to put him into words. But people liked him!! People liked even the shitty edgy mangsty emofucker first draft of him! (I'm more embarrassed than him about that edition. And that was his emo phase.)

Thank you so much for sticking by me even when I've been inactive! I completely understand if you want to unfollow and that's fine. I'm not sure when I'd be able to return considering school kicking my ass and lack of energy/motivation straight-up shoving it into a ditch, but thank you. For every moment I got to interact with you all, whether through Jules, or myself, or even a simply an @ on a follow forever. It means so much to me and to Jules, too.

Under the cut is Jules: The Origin Story, just because. Why not.

What better time to do this than his 3 yr anniversary and completely shatter any remaining reputation I have.

Jules started out my imaginary friend. I was a bored child with an active imagination walking home alone, and he popped up one day. My sarcastic, edgy companion who gave me a retort for every sentence I thought. A lot of my thoughts revolved around doing stupid shit, so his blatant rebellion actually helped me. I might even say he's my goddamn moral compass.

And that's why imaginary friend turned real fics genuinely make me hurt, thanks.

I've been easily tired lately thanks to school, so this isn't as in-depth and emotional as I would like...but regardless, 29/11 is an important day to me and I can’t let it slip past! I’m grateful for everything I’ve done to lead to this point ♡

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adore the moon not only when it’s full and bright. and do the same with the people you love

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There’s no wrong way to be nonbinary. That’s it. It’s that simple. You just have to be yourself. You can dress up the way you want, look the way you want, act the way you want, use the pronouns you want, not change your name or change your name to your choice… It’s all okay. You’re doing nothing wrong and you are valid the way you are and the way you represent.

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Thanksgiving Gone Wrong Starters

"There's no way this bird is fitting in that oven."

"Do I look like I know how to cook?"

"Here, help me get this cornish hen inside the turkey. I want to convince my sister the turkey was pregnant."

"If I hear one more Christmas song I'm going to throttle someone."

"My family made it a whole ten minutes before arguing this year."

"Backyard football got a little heated, can you meet me at the ER?"

"I need you to run back to the store."

"You didn't tell me that I had to kill the turkey!"

"I think the stuffing is laced with drugs."

"I don't think my mom has caught on yet that my brother's roommate is his boyfriend yet. She's letting them share a room."

"Don't you think it's a little racist the neighbors dress up their kids as Native Americans?"

"I'm lost somewhere between the dairy aisle and the end of the check-out line."

"Oh my God, I hate your family."

"I can't tell if your grandma is asleep on the couch or dead."

"What asshole decided to hold the election right before a major family holiday?"

"No, really, the bed in my room is too small to fuck on. It's like my parents are trying to sabotage me."

"The line for the bathroom is 12 deep."

"I'm still at the airport."

"Why do I smell something burning -- oh."

"You can't use fireworks to cook!"

"The turkey hotline blocked my number."

"Why is your head in the turkey?!"

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                                    we’re both people with GREEN EYES.

                                                        牧野

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   He made a face at her disapproval. Sure, he might worry too much, but it was for good reason! “You’re not clumsy, you’re ill,” he huffed. Actually, she might be clumsy too. The thought almost put a smile on his face. What a terrible mix.

   “Fancy-like sounds like the opposite of what you want for summer clothes. Sure to smoothies though.” That sounded good right about now, especially in the heat. Even if Jules did live off of coffee, he’d make an exception today. Or get a coffee-flavoured smoothie. You never escape your caffeine addiction.

Your Lie In April

( ❅ ) ----   “Yeah, yeah,” she grumbled, looking through her bag. “Doctors know best, yadayada. They worry too much and so do you. Stop it. I’m fine. Just because I’m clumsy doesn’t mean I’m gonna keel tomorrow.” Plucking a pair of large sunglasses from the bag, she placed them atop her head and grinned. “Ready? I’ve been meaning to get some new summer clothes and you’re sorely mistaken if you don’t think I’m gonna dress you up all fancy-like. It’s gonna be great.”

  Ice gets out a lot, maybe too much in some peoples’ opinions, but that doesn’t mean she gets to do things like this all the time. She was more than excited to experience it with Jules. “But first, did you want to get a smoothie or something first? My treat! It’s too hot for coffee or whatever anyway.”

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     Instead of replying to her, Jules blinked at her movement. “Isn’t that an anime character pose?” It definitely was. He was sure. “But okay, we can do this together.” He had an essay waiting for him, but it wasn’t like he was in a rush or anything.

     It was due in 3 days, but regardless. He wasn’t in a rush. His life is a wreck.

    “I just don’t have any interest in getting lost,” he corrected her. GPS had a tendency of failing him, but y’know what? With Ice, this was sure to be a pleasant day, lost or not.

( ❅ ) ----   She didn’t give a second chance to him removing her hand. People being uncomfortable with her touch was something she was beyond used to by now. She merely allowed her hand to fall before clasping the appendages behind her back, a small smile coming to her face. “Mmm, none at all, really. I’m terrible with directions, didn’t you know? But I’m sure it was around here somewhere! I’ve just gotta find it again is all.”

  Knowing that it was near an ice cream parlor was helpful since she was just naturally drawn to cold things. Still, she couldn’t tell north from south and was prone to getting lost almost too easily. “What? Don’t have any sense of adventure or somethin’?”

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what to say if you go to japan:

ごめん、私はバカだからゆっくり話してください (gomen, watashi wa baka da kara yukkuri hanashite kudasai)

sorry, i’m a fool so please speak slowly

その靴。。。どこに買ったか (sono kutsu… doko ni katta ka)

where did you buy those shoes

私が死ぬなら、コンピュータを破壊してください (watashi ga shinu nara, konpyuta o hakaishite kudasai)

if i die, please destroy my computer

はい。そうです。ダメな人間です。 (hai. sou desu. dame na ningen desu.)

yes. that is correct. i am a loser.

毎日ハンバーガを食べてばいい (mai nichi hanbaga o tabeteba ii)

it would be good to eat a hambuger every day

タンブラー？何それ？聞た事ない。 (tanbura? nani sore? kiita koto nai.)

tumblr? what’s that? never heard of it.

私が死ぬなら、すぐにブロッグを消してください (watashi ga shinu nara, sugu ni buroggu o keshite kudasai)

if i die, please immediately delete my blog

そこのかわいこちゃん。。。デスノートが好きか。。。 (soko no kawaikochan… desu nooto ga suki ka…)

hey cutie over there…… do you like death note…….

声を聞ているけど全然分からない (koe o kiiteiru kedo zenzen wakaranai)

i can hear you but i understand absolutely nothing

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also waves announcement! this kiddo now identifies as agender and male, so he’s...bigender? genderfluid? god we don’t know. we’ll figure it out later. he/they are both good \o/ 

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     He’s still alive, no worries. College is just eating him alive. Fucking voring him. 

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*whispers softly* It’s okay if you’re agender and wear dresses, it’s okay if you’re agender and you wear boy clothes, wear whatever the hecky you want you beautiful agender you

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❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ ;3c

game grumps sentence starters

       “Why do you—still have time—to speak?!” Jules demands. His sentence fractures into bits and pieces as he weaves in and out of sight, teleporting as fast as he can to avoid the fucking balls. Fucking Heroics students. He’s just a support dep kid, let him fucking live, UA. 

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❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞ ( whispers: yes hello it's been ages my friend )

game grumps starter meme 

     A snort as a small grin cracks over his face. “No way. I don’t sugarcoat my words; that sucked ass.” Armin can take it. He’s strong.

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    He willingly went where she tugged him—with her hand pulling on the hem of his shirt like that, it felt a little like she was a child. Gently, Jules pried her hand off of it because truth to be told, it felt a little weird. Ice was his friend, not someone he had to babysit.

   “You think it’s this way,” he deadpanned. “How much faith do you have in your navigational skills?” What are the odds of them getting lost today? Probably a high chance.

( ❅ ) ----   Even though he’d shrugged, Ice couldn’t have been happier. To her, this was just as validating as a ‘ yes ‘ or ‘ sure! ’ would be. “Really? Okay–okay, yeah! It’s actually around here somewhere, I think.” She paused pressing her index finger to her lower lip. “It was… by an ice shop I think. Really tasty place. That’s how I find it. My friend takes me there sometimes. But he’s got the money to spare so I think he might just be wanting to kill time.”

  Ice not being the best of navigators, however, couldn’t tell west from north and was hopeless when it came to directions. “Here, let’s walk this way. I think it’s this way.” Grabbing the hem of his shirt, she began to tug gently.

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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      alright, i’m finally here after 5000 yrs! i’m gonna get a BNHA verse started, and hopefully some memes. poses.