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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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I went back to the store I got all my parts from just to get a CD drive like a week later because I forgot to put it on the list and no one thought to suggest it and I did actually need one.

RB if you think CD drives in computers are not obsolete, but in fact still necessary, despite being artificially phased out

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"It's probably just str-" *cries in agony* "Okay how do you look okay?"

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

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“If autism isn’t caused by environmental factors and is natural why didn’t we ever see it in the past?”

We did, except it wasn’t called autism it was called “Little Jonathan is a r*tarded halfwit who bangs his head on things and can’t speak so we’re taking him into the middle of the cold dark forest and leaving him there to die.”

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Belov'd vs. belovèd, for my fellow actually-enjoyed-shakespeare-in-highschool-ers.

Do you pronounce "beloved" as two or three syllables? ("be-loved" vs "be-lov-ed").

(I, too, use "beloved" for my spouse. With three syllables.)

Definitely three.

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using the traffic light system during a kink scene but shaking my head the entire time so the audience knows i dont support car-dependant infrastructure and its influence on the common vocabulary

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whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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Jaywalking also feels safer if the road is empty, as opposed to trusting the drivers will wait for you at the crosswalk.

Trying to explain to my grandmother that people jaywalk because they don’t want to walk over half a mile to get to a crosswalk when their destination is 50 feet across the road and not because they’re lawless idiots trying to spite her specifically

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Think to make this fit my tastes I just replace the peas with thyme

I love the concept of stocks. I make a big batch of pea and ham soup every couple of months and I love that step 1 is "make a big ole pot of Ham Water".

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treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

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Something something still gonna forget to eat as a pre-agrarian reindeer herder

But hey, if reindeer become my spinterest, then at least my people will love me for my encyclopaedic knowledge of our livelihoods and make sure I'm fed, right?

"Autism is only a disability under capitalism."

I mean, it's definitely made worse, yeah.

But I had a meltdown yesterday because the wind was too loud when I was tired.