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Been thinking a lot about this book as of late and wanted to do a fun cover art mockup for it
(Who else is very excited for the film)
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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life
#my dad won 10 tickets to a baseball game this weekend#and you had to download TWO different apps#and theres no way to send the tickets to anyone who doesnt already have the app#and there is no way to print a physical copy#so he'll either need to get 9 of his closest friends and family to also download the app so he can send them their tickets#or i guess stand there holding up the entire line while he attempts to scroll through all 10 tickets at the gate#?#which honestly i hope this nonsense does back up the line#i hope its so bad that it makes them rethink the whole stupid no physical tickets bs#because he went from so excited and planning this outing with his friends to so frustrated and nearly canceling the whole thing#it was so user UNfriendly
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Girls be like "it's my comfort episode" but what it really is is their favourite character having a horrific time
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i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
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#projecct hail mary#i've only watched the trailer 97 times since it dropped#and i could talk for hours about every single frame and line or dialogue and the use of 'sign of the times'#but also i am nothing if not consistent in knowing what i'm about#and it's this#(also secretly plotting how to get my book club to pick phm for one of our next books)
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JUST STOP YOUR CRYING IT’S A SIGN OF THE TIMES
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AstroNOT Ryland Grace, everyone.
#project hail mary#hail mary full of Grace#book club bestie and i are going through it analyzing every second of this trailer
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andy weir and his little space vloggers
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i love love loved how the martian ended. mark doesn't do it alone. he's not a hero who flies out to hermes and rescues himself. after a year and a half of lonely survival he has to (he gets to) surrender and put his life in his friends' hands. they don't throw him a line and tell him to grab it, it's not distant and impersonal like an escape pod docking to a rescue ship. beck gets to go out there and bring him home. when mark sees beck coming down to him he has a startle response, like it's been so long since he's seen another person that his body recoils in fear. it's important that the rescue is so personal. beck holds on to mark with his own hands and tethers their bodies together and carries him back to the ship and mark's only orders are to relinquish himself to being saved
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Jack: this holiday would be a whole lot easier if Mac would fall for the pill hidden in a piece of cheese for when the boom booms start
#wow i feel rusty. i reworked that sentence for the last halfhour between booms#the vibe is there#and its not for something else so its good enough#macgyver#jack dalton
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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation
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A few months back, I read about a study that found that people who were told to regularly think about things they’re grateful for reported significantly improved physical and mental well-being at the end of the study. So I started going for a walk every day before work and making myself come up with 5 things that I’m grateful for. And I know it sounds like the most cornball shit ever, but it has fundamentally changed my brain chemistry.
I was aware that I was becoming a little bit too much of a sarcastic little hater before I started this experiment. Now I am almost startled to catch myself saying shit like, “Wow, look at the flowers on that tree, I am so grateful I decided to walk this way,” unironically, completely unprompted, and outside of the specific time in the day when I do the gratitude practice. I’ve rewired my brain to look for things to be grateful for, and so I look around me more and find more of them, which makes me feel happier, which makes me find even more good things.
For the record, I’m not saying, “Only think positive thoughts! No bad vibes!” Toxic positivity is probably about as unhealthy as only thinking negative thoughts. Sometimes shit does just suck. I’m not telling you to be grateful for the bad things around you. Being a sarcastic little hater definitely has its place. But setting aside like 2 minutes per day to come up with 5 things you’re grateful for will genuinely improve your outlook. It doesn’t have to be big stuff—sometimes the best I can manage is simple shit like, “I’m grateful that zippers were invented,” but even that forces me to be in the present moment and deepens my appreciation of the world around me. Try it, even if you have to do it badly or sarcastically at first. Even if you only do it so that you can come back and tell me I’m wrong in 3 months. Set a daily alarm on your phone and give it a try.
#i am grateful for a low census day that means i dont have to go to work#im grateful for a nice back porch and swing where i can drink coffee as the sun comes over the trees and listen to the birds#i'm grateful for my garden. the berries for my breakfast and the yellow summer squash that is nearly ready to be picked#i'm grateful for the beautiful june we had and excited for adventures to come in july#i'm grateful for a quiet neighborhood to walk in#I'm grateful for the fireflies in my backyard#I'm grateful i was able to patch my tent so it can come with me on more adventures
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AstroNOT Ryland Grace, everyone.
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why is this so hot
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Sold! Love it. #ProjectHailMary #NASA #SoaceTravel #HailMary #SciFi
#project hail mary#no i dont have a countdown in my phone for this movie#also if you have not read this book go read it real real fast and then come back and watch the trailer#and also scream at me about it
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