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one of my friends made a quiz for hymself so i ALSO made a quiz and i'm poasting it here
#poasting#go wild. go crazy#a lot of these are super hyper-specific or hard to get unless you've been around me a lot#also there's like 3 trick questions in here#if you wind up having no clue what the answer is:#guessing randomly will probably get you closer than anything else#also please ignore the punctuation weirdness. didn't realize full stops wouldn't appear until i actually posted the quiz
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“reasons to not kiss him: 1. you weren’t raised to love tender. 2. when he’s around all you do is tremble. when he’s around you want to get on your knees. look how much power he has over you. it’s dangerous. 3. he’s too good at forgiving and you’re too good at violence. 4. you know what they say about monsters. you know what happens to the boys who love them. are you going to do that to him? 5. your hands don’t know how to be gentle. think about the last beautiful thing that shattered in your palms. the fresh rosebuds crumbling between your fingers like a bruise. you wolf-boy, you war machine. you wouldn’t know how to hold something magic and not destroy it. 6. if you hurt him it might kill you 7. if you hurt him you might kill yourself. 8. you are very bad at rehabilitation. this is one addiction you’d fail to give up. he’s going to ruin you for all other kisses and all other boys and you’ll spend the rest of your life trying to forget his name. 9. you still aren’t sure he isn’t a dream. 10. if you kiss him, you might wake up. reasons to kiss him: 1. because he’s beautiful. 2. because he asked. 3. because he preceded please with, i’m not afraid of you.”
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yes & no // Natalie Wee
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THE DARK COLORING IS SO GOOD it's like.. contrast? is that the word? brighter reddish orange vs dark blues and blacks..
dude the coloring on your layout is SO FUCKING GOOD its so pretty omg
THANK YOOOUUU ouug i'm so glad it's enjoyable to other people as well, i work so hard on them...
#circle boy#pacer boy#boy is a circling pacer#<- PACER BOY????#CIRCLING PACER BOY????????#(“a platypus? ..PERRY THE PLATYPUS?”)
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ooough it's so good... this makes me want to redo my pronouns.cc too actually (we ignore that i recently redid it not that long ago to match my still-unfinished strawpage)
dude the coloring on your layout is SO FUCKING GOOD its so pretty omg
THANK YOOOUUU ouug i'm so glad it's enjoyable to other people as well, i work so hard on them...
#also circle boy#thats gonna be your tag now trust#<- NOOOOOO#can a little guy not pace without being called CIRCLE BOY!!!!!
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friend of mine is finding me a bunch of aspd flags and i think i'm cured
#poasting#I'M SO HAPPY#it starts raining really hard i get compliments AND finding a bunch of new flags to use or at least absorb into myself????#i'm cured. i'm cured of all that ails me#having aspd is unsurprisingly a major part of my identity#i tend to focus on it the most when it comes to my disorders#so i'm. tail wagging#joooyyy so much joy
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this is going to make me ILL if you compliment me any more (super positive)
dude the coloring on your layout is SO FUCKING GOOD its so pretty omg
THANK YOOOUUU ouug i'm so glad it's enjoyable to other people as well, i work so hard on them...
#the coloring on the ones i see from you are so good actually#inspired me to pull up my own project i was putting off coloring#no lie im working on it rn#<- I'M SO GLAD i wish you so much luck#luck beaming you with my mind#ALSO THANK YOU AGAIN AAUGHGH i'm so ill. pacing in circles in my cage happily
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(waving my hand like i'm trying to make it seem like i'm not fishing for compliments but failing horribly) staaawwpp you're too nice
dude the coloring on your layout is SO FUCKING GOOD its so pretty omg
THANK YOOOUUU ouug i'm so glad it's enjoyable to other people as well, i work so hard on them...
#i love making layouts but i dont do it very often#esp not with coloring#but yours from what i can see are SO COOL#<- UEHEHEHE thank you again for serious...#they're the one thing i am reliably good at so i take Much pride in them#i change my themes semi frequently since i make layouts so much..#i try to always make them unique and i put a LOT of work into the coloring part#since it's the part you'll notice the most#the decor is also my second favorite part#(except for the actually trying to find good decor to use)#(but i digress)
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dude the coloring on your layout is SO FUCKING GOOD its so pretty omg
THANK YOOOUUU ouug i'm so glad it's enjoyable to other people as well, i work so hard on them...
#poasting#asks#I DON'T HAVE AN ASK TAG WHY DIDN'T I CONSIDER THAT#i LOVE making layouts it's my life's passion#favorite thing in the whole wide world
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this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵
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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing
#reblog#queue#not fandom#i have a whole list of just “things to say instead of 'im gonna kill myself'”
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tptm.. the post traumatic manifesto...
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CTommy being religious/a devout Christian is a very popular headcanon and interpretation of his character, but what about CTubbo?
I feel he’d be atheist, or have sort of flimsy beliefs - he takes bits and pieces from what he knows, and from his own brain, and that’s just what he believes. But he wasn’t always that way.
Maybe he was just the same as CTommy, or even the opposite - maybe he found solace in religion when he was a little boy, maybe he’d kneel in front of a window during the beginning of L’manburg and pray for a good tomorrow (and maybe for cNiki to bake biscuits, because he doesn’t like lemon cake,) and CTommy laughs because what’s he going to do! A random sky man isn’t going to change what Niki bakes, and CTommy likes lemon cake anyway.
It stays the same for the most part during the Manburg-Pogtopia era, but he becomes a bit more serious - instead it feels like a necessity or an escapism, maybe a comfort more than genuine belief. He prays for it all to be over, and for someone to save him; because cTubbo doesn’t like being cSchlatt’s right-hand-man, he doesn’t like being cWilbur’s little spy.
He wanted out. But nobody came.
Then suddenly, Schlatt knew of his little escapades and that his skittish demeanour was for a reason - a reason more than his berating and abuse towards the child. And suddenly he’s stood in front of everyone, and cTechno is stood in front of him, launcher in hand, promising cTubbo he’d make it as quick and painless as possible because God, he’s what, 13? 14? cTechno doesn’t want to know.
cTubbo initially held his rosary beads to his chest, knowing he had no escape, but then he begins to twist them around his fingers and dig his nails into the cross and beads, so hard he feels then bend and break, because nobody’s coming and nobody will save him, and it is so, so stupid.
Then he’s shot, twice, and the rope of the rosary beads break from the sparks and flames, being thrown across the stage as cTubbo is blasted back. He wasn’t hit directly in the heart or the brain; so he doesn’t die right away, and his last coherent thought is how cruel a fate that is.
The rubble, his burned flesh, his clothing which was torn from his melting sinew, his blood and, his destroyed rosary sat there for a very long time. And now cTubbo feels sick at the thought of believing in anything that stupid.
Because some random sky man isn’t going to change what happens to him.
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#poasting#i just had grapes#i don't expect this to get a single response i JUST need to see#personally black grapes >>>
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you're under arrest for thievery ignore the stock photo watermark this is a very real badge TRUST
NO I CANT GO TO JAIL!!! im innocent i swear im not a theft ive never stolen before ever
#<- i just stand around pretending to look at stuff then shove it in my pockets..or if the bracelet doesnt have a tag on it i just put them#one since i wear bracelets#and with other stuff i just shove in my pockets and walk out#<- wait peak#is it actually that easy.#i always have to deliberate on things before i can do them because my brain is 20% slower than usual and then i get too nervous and back ou#i feel like i've been missing out this entire time it's THAT easy
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you're under arrest for thievery ignore the stock photo watermark this is a very real badge TRUST
NO I CANT GO TO JAIL!!! im innocent i swear im not a theft ive never stolen before ever
#<- i just dont have the money for it!!! also its easy..why make a bracelet fucking like what 30$????? thats bloody awful!!#<- $30 ????????????????????#GOOD GOD.#i get too nervous about cameras#plus half the time i don't even know that i want anything i just stare at the wall.#need to start stealing for the love of the game
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if you can't do the time DON'T do the crime. 30 seconds in jail
okay you're free
you're under arrest for thievery ignore the stock photo watermark this is a very real badge TRUST
NO I CANT GO TO JAIL!!! im innocent i swear im not a theft ive never stolen before ever
#SIGH it was petty things like stickers and rings and candy and drinks and like..a pair of gloves..#<- don't tell the cops (<- is the cops) but i need to get back into doing this#i've gone soft
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