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💕💕Murray being beautiful and smiley today on his Facebook live. 💕💕 [April 4, 2018]

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I am so sorry

HELLO I know I haven't updated in a very long time. My dog died and my grandmother is in ICU most likely with brain damage also I have a lot of family issues happening at the moment and I've somehow lost my motivation in all of that mess. But I've come here to tell you all that id like to start writing again but if you have any help for me to find my inspiration or motivation that would help me a lot

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Q! Smut/fluff! (Movie marathon)

Typically Q and you don't have lazy days, he's always so busy with the show and pod cast you rarely get a glimpse of him some days. He works so hard when he gets home he hits the bed and is out like a light so when you heard that he had a day off today you already claimed him. He might not have known yet, but you had set up a movie marathon to commence as soon as he woke up. That is if he ever wakes up it was getting close to noon and watching all of the iron man movies takes time dammit! Finally you had enough and ran into your room and found him mumbling in his sleep but sadly still asleep. Tiptoeing you crept on the bed and made your way to Brian, finally straddling him you put your chest on his and brushed through his hair. "Mmmmm 5 more minutes" He mumbled softly making you giggle with delight. Your fingers intertwined with his hair as he slowly fluttered his eyes open. "Good morning baby" He said in a husky morning voice "It's noon but close enough come on I have something planned today!" Jumping off of him with excitement you dashed out of the room while Brian laughed at you acting like a child. While you waited from him you made the two of you coffee and sat it down on the coffee table. "Is that coffee I smell?" Brian slowly but surely made his way out of the hall and leaned on the door frame. "Yes it is now get over here so we can order food and have a movie marathon ya dope." His eyes went wide and so did his smile as he swiftly made his way to the couch. "I would say pizza by coffee and pizza doesn't sound that great." He huffed as he sat down, you plopped right next to him leaning into him with you head on his chest. "If we get Chinese it'll take a while" He nodded in agree meant as you typed in your order and sat your phone down on the table and grabbed the remote. Iron man began to play and Q grinned ear to ear and pulled you closer to him. "You're perfect Y/N I love you" He whispered into your ear and kissed your forehead. "I'm really not perfect but I love you too!" Brian's face washed over with confusion as he sat you up and looked at you. "What is it baby?" You asked quietly, he then sat so the two of you were facing each other completely ignoring the movie. "What did you just say?" He asked very seriously and sternly. "That I um that I-" "That you Y/N is not perfect." He finished your sentence as he took your hand into his. "I love the way you always made things for me with your hands." He kissed you hand and moved a bit closer. He kissed your ear and whispered "I love the way you always listen to me even if I'm annoying." You giggled at him as he continued his way up. "I love your cheeks because they always blush for me" He then kissed your cheek and came a little closer so you could feel his breath. "I love your mind because you always are so thoughtful." He then kissed your forehead and made direct eye contact with you before he took a small breath. "I love you Y/N" He whispered then you felt his lips lock on to yours softly but passionately. He didn't lighten up he continued as he began to set you down so you were on your back. The kiss stopped for a moment as he took off his shirt and you did the same your started to take off your pants but he stopped you and swiftly took them off himself. You weren't wearing any underwear due to the fact it was your lazy day. "God you're so beautiful baby" His head then went in between your legs as his hot breath hit your core making you go wild. He then smiled to himself. "And I love this because it's all mine." He then licked up your slit slowly and stopped at your clit. Not taking it easy on you he sucked on you and slowly added a finger into you. "Br-Brian!" You exclaimed but he didn't stop he just slowly slipped another finger into you curving them to hit all the right places. Your moans became breathy as you arched your back, he quickly stopped and removed his fingers to remove his pants and boxers in one motion showing off his already hard member. "I need you Brian, I need you now." Not wasting a second he was already positioned at your entrance, slamming into you with out giving you time to adjust to his size. "You're so tight fu-fuck baby" He growled as his pace quickened. You went to rub your clit but he grabbed your hand placing it above your head. With his other hand he quickly found his way to your clit rubbing you in circles until you were as close as him. "Brian I'm gonna-" "Yeah me too just a little longer baby girl" He huffed before he slammed into you even harder than before. "Brian I can't!" You moaned becoming a sweaty mess underneath him. "Okay now baby you can cum" He managed to breathily say. Your walls clinched around him as he filled you up with one last pump. He pulled out and the two of you laid on the couch entangled with one another. "I love you Y/N" He mumbled "I lov-" You started but you were cut off by the sound of someone knocking. "Oh shit the food!!" You yelled as Brian soon got up hurrying to put on clothes. You threw on his shirt and opened the door to see a very shocked teen boy. "I um I'm sorry what was the total." You asked him but he could hardly get any words out. "Y-yo-you paid online ma- ma'am" He stuttered as his face turned red "How long have you been waiting dear?" You chimed as the boy practically shoved the food at you. "Long enough have a good day ma'am but seems like it's already going swell" He soon rushed off leaving you in shock. Brian laughed loudly from behind you as you closed the door setting the food down. "That poor boy is in shock." You mumbled as you walked up to Brian once more. "Yeah yeah he'll find someone that'll want to do the same with him." You scrunched your nose at him and kissed him before running to the couch and unwrapping your food. "Come on we still have more movies to watch!" You exclaimed as he came and sat next to you. "That is if we done get distracted like we did last time" He huffed making you giggle. "No promises" You whispered into his ears softly "I'm okay with that" He whispered back as the next movie started.

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They’re so cute together!!!

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I am losing my mind look at how perfect this man is!!!!!!

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Q imagine! (Joker x reader!)

Q You let your brother Sal crash at your place last night due to the fact he was drunk off his ass and kept mumbling about some peanut butter scandal and some weird pair of pants. You couldn't really talk that bad about it because Sal had saved your ass when your were younger from getting in trouble all the time. But this was the 4th time this month he had to be dropped off at your house because no one else was willing to put up with his snoring. Sal was already passed out on the couch so you decided to grab a blanket and cover him up, as you were laying the blanket down there was a knock at your door which is odd considering it's 2:45 am. You walked over to your door and looked out the peep hole in the door to see Sal's friend Brian. Swinging the door open he smiled and opened his arms for a hug which you happily gave him. "Hey y/n how's it going?" Rolling your eyes you sighed and pointed back to a snoring Sal making Q laugh a little "Well actually I'm here because he left his keys and wallet in my jeep I thought he would like to have those things ha" You laughed a bit and took the keys and wallet from him "Gah Sal's lucky I love him so much I wouldn't let most drunk men crash at my house." Q smiled a bit and leaned against the door frame. "Oh so you wouldn't let me or the rest of the guys come over and crash if we were drunk?" Your eyes got a little big as you began to apologize to him because of course you would let them they are brothers to you! "Woah woah woah no! Of course I would let you guys but in all honesty there wouldn't be much reasoning for you to!" His eyebrows furrowed together and a questioning look washed over his face "What do tho mean we wouldn't have reasoning to?" I sighed and invited him to come in which he didn't even hesitate to answer. "There are beers in the fridge we can go talk on the balcony if you'd like." He nodded his head and made his way to the fridge "Yeah I don't want to listen to Sal sounding like a lawn mower." He grabbed some beers and followed you back to your room where the balcony was. You slid the door open for him since he already had drinks in his hands. Turning around to let him go first you saw Q looking around admiring your room. "Woah I like your ghostbuster poster you know it's my fav-" You cut him off and finished his sentence for him. "Favorite movie yeah man for as many times I've hung out with there is probably 2 times I can think of that you didn't mention it." He laughed and made his way to the balcony where there were chairs and a table and some white Christmas lights hanging everywhere. "How is it I've known you for longer than 15 years and I've never seen how cool your apartment is?" You giggled at him as he took his seat and you slid the door shut behind you. "Probably because I have Sal as a brother and he doesn't like me hanging out with you guys if he isn't there." Brian shrugged at your statement and gave it some thought "That is true he's weird about that but in all honesty I miss hanging out with you like we all used to! You always crack me up Y/N!" His comment made you blush it's a good thing the one lighting was the lights and the glow from the city lights. "Actually Y/N I just thought of something" Q leaned a bit closer to the table and putting his beer down on the table "And that thought is??" You asked because he hadn't said anything which made him chuckle to himself. "Sal is always such a cry baby on the show I think we should have you come on unexpectedly!" Leaning back in your chair you took a swig of your beer and laughed "What would I even do! I mean I'm all in because it'll make Sal blow a casket! But I'm not even funny like you guys!" He grinned at you and grabbed his beer leaning back like you had done seconds before. "Actually we are shooting tomorrow and it's me Murr and Sal because we all have a thumbs down and Joe doesn't!! So basically we are supposed to be in the park and each of us are supposed to pick someone to be our significant other and make the other guys uncomfortable so they say stop." Your eyebrows stitched together as you tied to comprehend what he was saying "Okay okay here I'll give an example... so let's say Murr is the one in public and he has to try to make Joe uncomfortable and say stop. So Murr would pick someone like Joe's sister to be his significant other and try to make joe tell them to stop! And if Joe says stop within the given time he would get a thumbs down and if he doesn't say stop Murr would" After hearing the example it made much more sense to you and you nodded. "Wait so does that mean you are asking me to play your significant other?" Brian smiled at you and then took a sip of his beer "I suppose I am! Please you're the only person I know that Sal would say stop to!" You let his words ponder a bit in your mind before you gave him an answer "And plus you're not bad to look at" He mumbled under his breath but not loud enough for you to hear. "Yeah I'm in! Just tell me when and where and I'll be there!" Brian cheered and did a small happy dance and continued to thank you "Yesss I'm so excited for this Sal is going to shit a brick!! Oh but before you 100% agree you have to know that this is to make him uncomfortable so...um you might have to make out with me in public." My eyes got a little wide and I knew even in this lighting he would be able to tell I was blushing "I don't see a problem with that" You replied taking Brian back a bit. You had always found him cute but Sal had forbid you since high school to ever even look at his friends in that way. But you're a grown ass woman now so fuck it! "This is going to be awesome!" Brian half yelled making you chuckle at him. The night drug on and the two of you sat outside and lost the track of time it was such a nice feeling until you looked at your phone and saw it was about 4 in the morning. Brian got up and began to head out but he was obviously too tired to drive. "Stay here Brian I won't mind its already so early." He shook his head no and protested but you would have none of that there was no way in hell you would let him drive home this early and with a few beers in him. "You can take my bed I'll go sleep in the recliner" You turned to go ahead and leave but he grabbed your arm and turned you around in one swift movement "No no no! We are grown adults and I'm not letting you not sleep in your own bed!" You sighed why did he have to be so nice to you "I supposed we could share my bed if you wouldn't mind..." You felt like a little girl talking to him, he made your heart skip a beat when he looked at you. "I wouldn't mind at all actually I usually sleep with my cats so I'm used to only having one side of the bed." You tried to laugh some but you both were just too sleepy to function. The both of you plopped down on your bed and the second your heads hit the pillows you both were out like a light. When you woke up it was about noonish you looked to your side and saw Brian who was still fast asleep. He looked so peaceful in his sleep it was quite adorable actually it made you smile to yourself. You decided it was about time for you to get up so you tried to but Brian's arm was laced around your abdomen. He felt you try to move and so he squeezed you tighter and made an annoyed grunt. "So you're up?" You asked all could do was mumble a mhm "Come on don't you have to shoot today for the show?" His eyes somewhat opened to be met with yours. A grin spread across his face until you both heard a very hung over Sal puke. "Y/N! IM A MESS PLEASE HELP ME" You laughed a bit and got up finally "Hey Y/N I'm going to go ahead and leave so Sal doesn't freak out maybe he won't see me but hey the filming is today around 3:30 ish state park!" You nodded and showed Brian the way and without being noticed by Sal as well. You waved goodbye to him and slowly closed the door. "What are you doing Y/N?" You jumped at the sound of Sal's voice and turned around to see a very sleepy and drained Sal "Oh hell you look pretty bad Sal let me make you some tea" He nodded and went and sat on the couch and curled up in a ball with a blanket tied up around him. "But what were you doing?" You kind of panicked trying to think of some reason as to why you were just looking outside. "I uh I wanted to see how it felt outside today" Sal just nodded feeling too bad to even care at this point. "I have to film today too ughhh I wanna just stay here with you" You laughed to yourself and grabbed the tea you just made for your brother. Despite what most might think you and Sal get along pretty well except for the small arguments here and there but that's expected. You two were like a dynamic duo who never parted way when you got older. "Here you go it's the tea you like" He smiled and looked at it but didn't move he then looked back at you with questioning eyes that made you sigh "Yeah Sal it has honey in it" His smile grew bigger and he grabbed the tea off the table and began to take sips. "Do you want me to take you to work today?" You asked already knowing the answer since his car was still at Murr's house. "Actually will you come on set with me today if you're not busy? You're the only person I trust to take care of me when I'm sick." You giggled at him and laid back into the couch and so did he "You're not sick you're hungover" Sal pouted at you hoping that it would get you to say yes even though you probably would end up going no matter how you felt because you loved him. "Yeah yeah I'll go... I'll bring some blankets in the car too and I have some BC powder if you start to get a head ache." Sal began to get up putting the blanket back down on the couch "Im going to take a shower we start shooting at 3:30 and at the park" You gave him a thumbs up and began to get up as well. You both started getting ready and all that jazz until 3:15 came around and both of you were ready to leave... Sal always made you late though no matter how early you left. Soon both of you were in the car and on your way to the park, which you arrived at 3:45 because Sal made you take a wrong turn. The both of you got out of the car and you grabbed a blanket in case Sal would need it but also slightly for you because it was cold today. You followed Sal to where the location was until you found where the guys were. You were greeted with hugs and cheek kisses from all of the guys. "So Y/N what are you doing on set today?" Murr asked politely as you set your stuff down next to you "Well Sal wasn't feeling 100% this morning and said he didn't trust you guys to take care of him so I guess I'm here to be moral support? Haha" The guys laughed and Sal put an arm around you and squeezed you tight. "Also no one here will clean me up if I vomit on myself" You stepped away from him making everyone laugh again. Soon all the guys were called to go ahead and shoot the intro explaining what's happening and to go ahead and start. You watched from the tent of all the tech things that their crew had set up where you saw the girls that the guys had brought to make the other guys uncomfortable. The first guy out was Murr and his goal was to make Q uncomfortable which is a pretty hard task. He stepped out and made his way to a woman that even you recognized. It was Q's ex who is somehow out of jail. "Is that the woman you lost your virginity to Q?" Joe asked with enthusiasm in his voice. "Why yes Joe is it" Murr replied as he walked over and attempted to make Brian uncomfortable in 5 minutes but it didn't work and so Murr got the thumbs down. "Dammit man I really thought that would work!" Murr yelled as he walked back to the guys making you laugh. Next it was Sal's turn to Make Murr uncomfortable and she called the perfect person to do so. "IS THAT MY EX!?" Murr screeched into the microphone "Why the one you cheated on?? Yes it is." Sal replied as he made his way over to her. Everyone thought that Murr would win but as soon as Sal went In for the kiss Murr screamed no which shocked everyone. Sal came back to the guys while Murr pouted making everyone laugh. Next it was Brian's turn to make Sal uncomfortable which meant it was show time for you. The tech guys put a mic on you and showed you where to sit even the tech guys were giddy to see what Sal would do. You even got an ear piece so you could hear what the guys said which made everything funnier. You could hear them talking as you sat down on the bench. "Hm Brian it's your turn" Joe laughed a bit as Brian agreed and started walking you way. "I swear to god if it's my mother I lose my mind" Sal laughed a bit but you could hear in his voice that he was nervous. "Ay Sal what would be worse than your mother?" Murr asked and you could hear Sal sigh. "Well my sister but that's impossible she's here for me bec-" Sal stopped talking as soon as he saw you on the screen as Brian walked up to you. "IS THAT MY SISTER Y/N WHAT THE HELL!?" Sal screamed making you chuckle A bit. Eventually Brian sat next to you and made you look up from the book you were reading. "Oh Brian hi!" You heard the guys laugh over the head set, they had convinced Sal that you had no clue about the skit they were doing and that you didn't know you were being filmed just to see how much Sal would flip. Brian put a hand on your thigh and smiled at you. "I've missed you y/n" He said which gave you the perfect idea to act as if this was an on going affair which hopefully he would play along to make it funnier. "Not now Brian! We are in public and not to mention Sal is here!" He smiled at you and knew exactly what you were doing which just made everything better you could hear Sal losing his mind on the other end but you couldn't care less. "Y/N baby girl please I can't keep hiding this!" You giggled a bit at him and closed the book that was in your lap and set it to the side. "I know you don't want to keep hiding this but we have to!" Brian groaned loudly and grabbed your hips pulling you closer to him and moved his hand closer to your inner thigh. "Why so I can watch all these men look at you!? Baby no one can make you feel the way I do don't you remember the way you screamed my name two night ago?" You started blushing but to hide your smile you buried your face in the crook of his neck. Sal was screaming now yelling at Q to stop but he didn't get up oddly. Brian picked your face up by your chin and looked at you in the eyes which was very unexpected, although you knew this was just a challenge deep down it felt like more it was electric what the two of you had. Sal was screaming by now "Q I SAID STOP WHAT THE HELL I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU" He screamed Brian help up I finger to symbolize him saying hold on as her took out his ear piece and examined it before stuffing it in his pocket. A confused look washed over your face until he grabbed your face gently and pressed his lips on to yours which took you by shock. Once you realized what was happening you moved your lips in sync with his it was the most breath taking moment you've had in a while. Slowly you both moved back and looked at each other for a while. "Y/N" He said in a deep serious voice "Yes?" You questioned "I want you to know that, that wasn't me doing the challenge" A grin pulled on the corners of your mouth and you impulsively grabbed his face and gave him a quick kiss which took him by surprise. "I was hoping you would say something like that" Brian hugged you tightly but let go as soon as you heard your brothers foot steps and loud voice. "I SWEAR I AM GOING TO MURDER THEM MYSELF LET ME GO" He screamed as Joe and Murr tried to stop him. "I suggest the two you you start running now!" Joe Called out to you which you both did. Brian grabbed your hand and began to run with you to his jeep. As soon as you both were inside he locked the doors and let out a sigh before looking at you. "Hey Y/N" You turned to look at him with a smiled "Yeah Brian?" He grabbed a hold of your hand and squeezed it bit. "Although I feel as if I know the answer I'd like to take you out to dinner before I ask a girl to be mine" You couldn't have been happier all you did was grin and kiss his cheek "I'd like that a lot" You responded as he turned on his car to get away from your crazed brother. "Good me too"

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This is my favorite Murr challenge ever!!!!

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Q smut!!! (Joker x reader!)

Teasing!

Tonight the boys were coming over to watch some movies and just have a good time. Usually it’s at Sal’s house but they decided to change it up a bit. Q was in the kitchen making food for the boys while you cleaned the living room the best you could, cleaning was never your favorite thing. Looking up you saw Brian looking so focused on cooking making sure that it was going to be great. He has this habit when he is really focused to bite his lip, it absolutely drives you up the wall and he knows it. He stole a glance of you watching him intently and smiled to himself as he stirred the food. He reached to grab a spice and bit his lip as he was looking for it, he knew exactly was he was doing as he smiled a little bit more to himself. You got up from the living room and made your way to him and wrapped your arms around him placing your heat on his shoulder. “You can’t just do that without warning babe” He chuckled slightly and put the spoon down turning to face you. “Do what? Cook?” You gave him an annoyed look as he cocked an eyebrow up and smirked. “You know exactly what you did!! Briannnnn you know it drives me crazy.” He wrapped his arms around you and put his lips next to your ear knowing that it was a sensitive spot for you. “Oh I make you crazy? How crazy?” You took a short breath of air as he spoke and looked up to him, and that’s when something clicked tonight was not going to be the night were he teases you all night like usual. No tonight you were going to get him back for all the times he’s made you flustered around others. Your eyes met his and you gave him a slight smile which threw him off a bit since his words usually make you melt like a puddle. Pushing your body on his you ran your fingers through his hair and put your lips next to his ear “I guess you’ll have to wait and see.” Before moving away you kissed his neck and let your hands come down tracing down to his chest. All of this took him off guard as he stood there in shock. Your hands continued to get lower and lower until your fingers grazed his already hard member. You took your hand away and bit your lip before placing a small kiss on him which he tried to made longer but you wouldn’t allow him. “y/n what are you doing?” You shrugged and giggled a bit at the fact you could see the out line in his pants “Hmm I don’t know but it’s almost 7 and I don’t think you want the guys seeing you like this.” You winked at him and walked back to the living room and began to tidy up some more. “If you keep this shit up all night you’re in for it when they leave.” Brian looked at you from the doorway with narrow eyes, all you could do was smile to yourself knowing that you made him this flustered. He sighed and turned back to set the food on low so it would be warm when the guys came in, when he turned around he saw you bending down trying to get something you had dropped on the ground. Q came up and placed a firm grip on your ass making you squeal and stand up. “You little tease, I’m going to destroy you tonight for making me like this right before guest come over I can’t believe you.” You smiled at him and kissed his cheek and took his grip off your ass. “I guess I’ve made you upset but you’ll just have to wait daddy.” His eyes just about popped out of his head when you said that, you knew his biggest turn on was when you called him daddy no matter what it always made him go crazy. He gave an annoyed looked and made his way to the bathroom to probably rearrange himself so it wasn’t to obvious. Not even a minute later you heard the door bell ring. You had already put the cats up due to Sal hating them and went to go open the door. There stood your boyfriends life long friends Sal, Joe and Murr it seems that Sal and Murr had already started an argument and Joe looked as if had been baby sitting them all night. “Hey guys!” They all snapped their attention to you and smiled, you’ve known the guys since your sophomore year in high school so it’s like you’re one of them. You and Murr went to the same college and somehow he bumped into Sal and the rest is history. You gave all of the guys hugs and let them all come in closing the door behind them. “Where’s Q?” Joe asked looking around and stepping into the kitchen to scope out the food. “Oh he’s in the restroom I think, he said something about his hair sticking up in the back or something I’ll tell him you guys are here!” Stepping away you walked back to the rest room and opened the door slightly and walked in. You saw a very annoyed Q trying to fix his “problem” “Damn it y/n it’s still noticeable!” You looked down at his hard on and smiled shrugging. “Baby the guys are here I suggest you work something out” He sighed and found a quick solution before pinning you against the wall for a brief moment. “I highly suggest you stop playing this game because at the end of the day you’ll be the one begging me to stop.” His warm breath sent shivers up your spine, you giggled at him and wiggled out of his grip. “That’s if you can even control yourself until then.” You slipped out of the bathroom and left him with that, you walked into the living room were the guys had made themselves at home. Soon after Q came out and greeted everyone. “You guys just make yourselves at home I’ll get the food.” Q soon directed his attention towards you and began to walk your way. “I’ll help you babe” The rest of the guys went and sat at the outside table that you had already set up. Q started turning off the stove and looked at you almost expecting you to do something. “Brian, baby could you please hand me that wine bottle I’m going to get the guys some wine.” He did just as you asked, you already had the cork screw but dropped it. as you bent down to get it you made sure to time it so when he looked at you your ass would be what he saw. Coming back up you flicked your hair back and looked back at him knowing that when you do that it turns him on. “Fuck y/n…” was all he could mumble before the back door opened and Joe walked in. “Hey guys those two are arguing like 5th graders do you have any wine? Cause you’ll need it.” You laughed a bit and Joe and gestured to the wine that you were already opening. “Man times like this I wish I drank ha, but Q it sure does smell good in here!” Q laughed a bit and thanked him as he gave Joe a plate of food. “Ah I’ll get out of your hair I’ll try to calm the toddlers down before you come out there.” Joe patted your shoulder and made his way out. “It feels like it’s already bees hours I don’t know if I can wait y/n” You smiled at him and kissed his cheek once more “Well good boys wait” He sighed and grabbed the rest of the plates and you both made your way out side. The night was filled with riotous laughs and many bad games of charades, but also many upon many little things you did to get Q riled up. At one point he had to excuse himself to the restroom once more. It was soon time for everyone one to go home as you and Q waved good bye to your friends he shut the door as fast as he could. It wasn’t ever seconds until he had you pinned up against the door kissing you roughly and made his way to your neck leaving marks. “Br-Brian oh my god” He stopped and looked at you and picked you up swiftly, you wrapped your legs around him as he carried you to your bed room and put you on the bed. “Clothes. Off.” You did as he said, you loved when he got this way so demanding. You soon were left with nothing on as you went back to sitting on the bed. He pushed you back so you were laying on your back and crawled on top of you. He bent down to whisper in your ear “One rule you can’t make a noise while I eat you out.” You bit your lip and nodded in agreement. He kissed your neck and left a trail of kissed down to your thighs before he pushed your legs open. You could feel his hot breath on your core you could almost feel him smiling. “You’re going to regret what you did baby you’re not going to be able to walk I promise you.” He licked up your slit making you want to scream you held your breath as he hovered over you. You felt two of his fingers push into you roughly making you gasp for air. You put a hand over your mouth to keep yourself from moaning. He soon put his tongue to work as he licked your clit almost as roughly as his fingers slipped in and out of you. Your hands flew to his hair as you arched your back, he showed no signs of slowing down any time soon and he could tell you were close as well. Bitting your lip to keep from screaming his name, you felt your orgasm coming up quickly. “Go ahead baby. Cum for your daddy” He mumbled in a husky voice as he curved his fingers making you go over the edge. But he didn’t stop he continued as you made a loud gasp and tugged on his hair. He slowed down not wanting you to be too exhausted for him. Getting up from his knees he almost ripped his clothes off trying to get undressed. In one smooth movement he flipped you so you were on all fours. You could feel his throbbing hard cock slide up and down your entrance making you shudder with anticipation. “How bad do you want me baby girl?” “I want it so bad daddy please give it to me I’m begging.” You could heard him chuckle as he slammed into you not giving you time to adjust to his size. Going rougher than he was before and hitting your g-spot with every thrust. “Oh d-daddy it’s so good more more!” Not even questioning you he began to pound into you fast than ever before, he grabbed your hair and pulled it which almost sent you over the edge. “Da-I I can’t” You heard him huff as you felt your walls clenching around him. “DADDY YES!” You exclaimed as he pulled out and quickly flipped you over one last time and you opened your mouth wide for him to cum in. Some got on your face but you swiped it up with your finger and swallowed it down as well. The both of you collapsed onto the bed huffing and looking a mess. “God you drive me crazy I love you y/n” Turning on your side and kissed his cheek and smiled “I love you too” Seconds later you heard the front door open and a loud joe came walking in. “HEY GUYS! I left my wallet! Have you guys ha-” Joe walked in and stumbled upon you and Q making you both scramble for covers. “Woah I thought I heard screaming but I thought you were just in a fight with your dad… I uh I’ll just get my wallet tomorrow you two have fun.” Joe tried to get out as fast as possible, you and Q looked at each other and both just burst into laughter. “I’m glad it was Joe and not that ferret!” Q exclaimed making you laugh some more. “Doesn’t matter who it was though they know I’m yours.” Q kissed you passionately after you said that “You’re damn right you’re mine baby girl even if you are a tease.”

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Joe fluff! (Joker x reader!) anxiety

Joe fluff! (Joker x reader) Anxiety Today was a filming day for Joe, usually days like this aren't out of the ordinary or unusual but today felt different. You had this gut feeling that had been gnawing at your thoughts since the moment you woke up and it only continued to grow. Your mind was on a never ending track of thoughts bouncing back n' forth, it was simply driving you up the wall. Joe was down stairs making his coffee which is something usually you try to beat him to, but this morning you couldn't find your focus at all it was as if you had the attention span of a spastic chipmunk. Slowly making your way down stairs you listened intently to Joe making his coffee, slightly humming to himself as he took the creamer from the fridge. Peeking around the corner you smiled to yourself seeing him make his coffee and yours as well. Joe went to put up the creamer and saw you peering around the corner. "You know Y/N we've been together for some time you don't have to watch me from a distance" A smile grew across his face making his eyes crinkle a bit which made you smile a bit. "I enjoy watching you do things Joe it's the little things that I love." His eyebrows stitched together but his grand smile never faded from his face "Like what little things?" Finally coming around from the corner you stood in front of him holding your hands fidgeting with the ring on your pointer finger "The way you hum and smile to yourself... it's soothing to me" You cooed and reached for your coffee when your gaze was met with Joes again he had this look. This look is one that you knew too well, you liked to call it the looking-into-your-soul look. His face was worrisome and you just knew that he could tell that you were not okay today, Joe has always had this way of figuring things out before you even thought of what was making you upset. Joe took your coffee and set it down on the counter next to his and wrapped his arms around you tightly. "Do you want to come on set today honey? I know you get along with the makeup girl and I know you always crack up when you're on set." You pondered at his words for a bit and began to bite your lip thinking of what could go wrong if you were there. "No it's okay I don't want to annoy anyone besides I feel as if I'm forgetting something I have to figure out what that is." Although you tried to get out of his embrace he held you tighter and kissed your forehead before placing his own forehead on yours. "Don't say that. You don't annoy anyone you are the joy in my life and I am 10 times happier and funnier when you are around." Although this constant emotion had been tugging at you all morning Joe's words somehow convinced you that it would be okay, and somehow he was the only person that you knew that could ever shake that feeling. You nodded in agreement to come to set with him as he jumped a bit with glee. He grabbed your coffee and began to find to-go cups for the both of you. Rushing up stairs you had to put your hair up since you already knew it was a mess. It took you some time to put your hair up and many hair clips had been hurt in the taming of your hair it was finally done. Grabbing your purse and throwing on Joe's hoodie you ran down stairs to be greeted with a smiling Joe who had your coffee ready for the road. There was traffic but nothing too unbearable. Joe was driving and decided to listen to pop music as always and dance like crazy just to get me to smile. Despite his efforts this growing feelings didn't leave it, it made you nervous it felt as if nothing was going to go well it was like a weight on your shoulders that you couldn't lift. "Hey baby could you please text the guys on my phone and tell them that you're coming! They won't mind but we should give them a heads up ya know." You started looking for his phone but couldn't find it, maybe you had lost that too since it felt as if you had already forgotten something. Joe chuckled a bit and pulled it out from his back pocket, "Sorry Y/N I had it in my pocket! Just text Murr because he'll be the first to check his phone." You took his phone and unlocked it and began to scroll to find Jame's number. Once you found it you began to type out what Joe had asked. You put his phone down and looked out at the window and saw all the buildings passing by quickly. You felt Joe's hand gently take yours directing your attention away from your thoughts to him. He smiled widely and squeezed your hand slightly before putting it back on the steering wheel. Slowly Joe pulled into a parking lot and parked and started to get out of the car. You gathered your things and did the same meeting Joe on the other side. He took your free hand with his and the two of you began to walk to the filming place. Joe's grip on your hand has loosened once he saw his friends and walked up to say hi. "Y/N so glad you're on set today!! We've missed you!" Murr exclaimed pulling you into a hug. You smiled back as much as you could and walked over to joe who was talking to Sal. "Joe, baby I'm going to go out your stuff over there okay?" Joe grinned at you but his eyes showed that he knew something wasn't settling with you today he just thanked you and kissed your cheek. Pretty soon after they had to start filming which was usually such a joy for you to watch but today you just weren't feeling it. Today was an easy filming day they had to try not to laugh while talking to people. It's a challenge they have done before but still a pretty funny one. It was funny watching Joe interact with his friends and it soon came to Joe's turn. He was a tough nut to crack but as soon as his turn started the feeling that had been taking such a toll on you finally washed over you, you began to look around it felt as if the world was going to end. Your breaths were short while your eyes darted around the room. It was then you realized what was happening, your anxiety had finally settled into a full blown anxiety attack. Your hands were fidgeting and you about bolted out of the room you were in. "Y/N!! Are you okay!?" Q yelled but you couldn't even turn around the you dashed for the door to get fresh air but you knew truly the only thing that could possibly help you was Joe. The cold New York air hit your face making you attempt to try to take another breath but it felt as if you just couldn't. You felt a strong hand grab your shoulder and turn you around, your face hit their chest and you felt their arms engulf you, it was Joe who had ran out in the middle of his challenge to get you. "Y/N baby listen to me it's okay you will be okay, I am okay everything is okay I promise." You felt as if you were on the verge of tears as you listened to him all you could do was shake your head no. "Baby listen to me listen to my heart beat" You did just as he said clinging on to him as if it was the last time you were going to see him. "Your heart beat it fast Joe." Your grip on him loosened a bit, his heart beat made you calm down it was as if the only thing that mattered to you was the fact that his heart was beating. "It's because I was worried for you, I could tell this morning that you were unsteady it's why I wanted you here. I love you Y/N" Looking up at him made your worries go away quicker than you could ever imagine. "Joe I-uh" He cut you off with a small kiss and slowly pulled away looking into your eyes. "My heart wouldn't beat for anyone else it's going to be okay I love you, I love you so much don't forget that you're what matters to me you'll be safe and okay" And with that Joe told everyone he was going home and that he couldn't finish today, he said it was for personal reasons but it was for you so he could give you all of his attention. He truly loved you with all of his heart and just the thought of that made your own heart beat race. "Joe!" You called our making him turn around quickly to make sure you were okay. "I love you Joe." His fear washed away and he broke into a smile and took your hand in his "I love you more."

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Trapped! (Brian Quinn "Q" imagine)

Q(Brian) Your P.O.V I just want to sleep I'm so sleepy after shooting today but of course the boys want to go out and hang out. I told them sure but I'd like to go home and change clothes and just kinda sit for a second which they all said sure and that they would meet me at Sal's house. I walked in and didn't even care enough to put my jacket on the coat rack I just threw it on the couch. I went to the kitchen to get some water when my phone rang looking down I saw it was sal so naturally I answered put him on speaker and put the phone on the counter as I continued to get my glass "Y/N! Hey how long are you going to be because the guys and I need to get some food and bring it back and I need to clean a bit ha" I rolled my eyes Sal always says he has to clean but his house is always spotless! "Uh not sure I just walked in my house probably going to changed and head on over so maybe like 15-20ish minutes." I heard him sigh which I know means he's a little stressed but he's almost always stressed. "What's up Sal you sound stressed?" I questioned but he was still quite a bit longer "Okay you know I wouldn't usually ask this but do you think you could swing by my house now? I'll let you in and then go get food do you think you could clean up around the house a bit? I don't trust the other guys to even ask they would ruin my house." I laughed to myself because it was true the boys would find a way to have revenge for something and take it out on his house. Although I wanted to decompress for a bit I agreed eventually since I could tell he was stressed. "You are a blessing come on over and I'll let you in!" We gave each other our bye and went to go get my jacket off the couch and set off on my way to sals house. He really didn't live that far maybe a block or two away so I decided just to walk. Finally I walked up to Sal's front door and knocked. I would usually just let myself in but giving the fact he's so stressed I don't want to scare him and give him a heart attack. The door handle started to move and bit but the top lock was still locked. I heard someone sign out of frustration and unlocked it and tried to open the door again but as soon as he tried the chain lock was still on which made me laugh a bit. "Damn locks" He mumbled under his breath but it didn't sound like Sal at all. Finally the door opened and I was greeted by Q who smiled at me and gave me a hug. "Q? What are you doing here?" He laughed a bit and let you in and closed the door behind you. "I was uh actually going to ask you the same thing." I began to take off my shoes and looked up a little confused "What? But Sal asked me to come over early to clean his house before you guys came!" Q's eyebrows knitted together and a confused look washed over his face "He asked me the same thing too" Taken a little off guard I slowly put the puzzle together. Sal knew that I had feelings for Q....actually all the boys knew except for Q himself. But Sal was the first person to realize it so naturally he was the one I would talk to about it the most. "I'm going to call Sal and ask what's up." Q began to reach for his phone but I knew damn well why Sal did this he wanted us to be alone. The phone began to ring a bit until Sal picked up Q then put the phone on the counter of the bar and open the fridge to look for some beer. "Sal buddy why did you tell and a Y/N the same thing? Why didn't you tell me he would be here!" I made my way over to the couch and checked up bringing my knees to my chest. "Also your house is spotless!" I yelled from the living room as I put my head on the side of the couch. "I just think you two have some secrets to share with one another that's all." My head shot up as I began to get a little nervous I knew exactly what Sal was getting at. I can't believe he would do this then again he's Sal and things like this should be expected of him. Q looked as if his face turned red and quickly turned around so I couldn't see his face. "Sal what the hell!" Q somewhat yelled making Sal laugh over the phone. "Just tell her man I promise you it'll work out also I may have come by earlier and locked my doors from the outside." I stood up and went to go check the door and he wasn't lying the door wouldn't budged "You bought locks just to lock us in!?" I tried to gather my thoughts but just couldn't I was in full on panic mode I could never tell Q how I feel! "Well me and the boys are almost at the bar so ta-ta have fun you love birds!" I could have killed him right then. "SAL!" Q and I both exclaimed at the same time but it was no use Sal had already hung up. Q put his phone down and sighed. "So I'm guessing you've figured it out huh? It's okay if you hate me for it." Q looked at the ground as he bit his lip after telling me that which just confused me even more. I slowly made my way to the kitchen but he still wouldn't look at me. "What do you mean!?" He laughed a little to himself and then looked up finally. "It's a little obvious now but I guess it's best if I say it... Y/N I uh I have stro- no I um I dammit why is is so hard to say." I giggled a bit at him as he tried to search for words in his head. I plopped myself down on the counter in front of him still not making eye contact. I felt Q's hand grab mine and intertwine our fingers together almost like our hands melted into each other's. I looked up finally and saw Q trying to smile but just couldn't he took a deep breath and looked up. His eyes slowly drifted down and his gaze met mine I instantly felt blood rush to my face as I turned red. I felt like I was 5 years old talking to my first crush again. "Y/N from the moment I met you in high school when we did that stupid play I have been head over heels for you. God why do I feel like I'm a dumb kid why is this so hard!!" A smile stretched across my face I couldn't even understand what he was saying now. Brian Quinn has been head over heels for me and I didn't know. "I just look... alright come on Q you can do this.... Y/N I'm in love with yo-" I grabbed his face and smashed my lips onto his. He was a bit taken back at first but leaned into the kiss . I began to smile through the kiss and slowly pulled away. "I've been head over heels in love with you too." He smiled at me and picked me up and planted another kiss on me then put me down on the ground. "Okay so although I'm extremely happy this happened I want to get Sal back..." I could hear his voice dripping with anticipation, I grabbed his hand and looked him dead in the eyes "Let's take all of his condiments and all the left overs in his fridge and poor them on the counter!" Q didn't even hesitate to rush to the cabinet grabbing ketchup, mustard and anything he could fit it his hands. I rushed to the fridge and looked around I found some old beans and clam chowder and tossed them on the counter. After about 5 minutes we had collected a large collection of things that absolutely did not belong together. I looked over to see what Q had grabbed and saw a honey bear that looked similar to nugget from their pod cast. I reached over and grabbed it and sat it in the middle of the counter. "Okay let's leave this in the middle and make sure not I spill anything around it like leave a small circle that way we can say nugget did it." Q laughed and slapped his knee, he grabbed me by the waist and kissed my forehead "I'm so happy that this all happened I used to play pranks with you and tell everyone 'me and my best friend did this thing!' But now I get to say 'me and my lovely girlfriend' and I wouldn't want to pull prank with anyone else!" I squealed and jumped a bit, it was so natural I had fallen in love with my best friend and I couldn't be happier. ~ 2 hours later~ Q and I were cuddled up on Sal's couch as we listened to music when we heard voices out side. Q jumped up and pointed for me to go hide behind the book case by the door while he ran in the hall way closet. Sal, Joe and Murr walked in being loud as always. "MAN Joe when did you get so good at pool I should have made that bet! Now I ow-" Sal stopped mid sentence when he saw his kit he'd counters. He stopped in his tracks and just stared at the huge mess that had been made I tried my best to contain myself. Murr and Joe walked up behind Sal curious to see what he was gawking at. "Holy shit Sal..... THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT" Joe exclaimed while him and Murr fell to the ground laughing. "Q! Y/N! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU TWO I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE OF YA!" Sal yelled but stopped when he saw the honey bear in the middle and chuckled a little. "Why you hate nugget?" Q called from the closet making me collapse of laughter. By now all of us but Sal we're crying laughing. "So this is the shit you guys did instead of confessing your feelings!?" Sal said with a smirk thinking that he has just ratted me out expecting me to get mad. I laughed a bit more and walked over to Q who put an arm around me. "No we did that first and then as a couple we trashed your kitchen" Joe and Murr began to laugh even harder while Sal's face lit up. "Under any other circumstance I would have killed you both but if this is what it took to get you two together then I guess I'll take one for the team." I smiled widely at Sal and hugged him while Q thanked him "Finally" "It's about time" Joe and Murr commented and smiled towards me and Q. "But hey guys!" Sal grabbed our attention and chuckled "You two have just started a prank war this ain't even close to being over!" We all laughed a bit and I looked up towards Q who was already smiling down at me "Good I don't want it to end" Q whispered to me and placed a kiss on my forehead. AN- yo yo yo hey guys so this is my first imagine of many please make sure to request! I'm active!!!! Hope you all like it

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