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my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

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he’s just vibing in the time quangle

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks

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sketch dump be upon ye

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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Wunking and entering

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One thing I've not seen yet in discussions of Kipperlilly's reasons for hating Riz is how much it parallels the feelings of people born into priviledged majorities about 'diversity hiring'.

The way she thinks that having a tragic backstory makes you a better adventurer, when all it really does is hurt you, is exactly the way I've seen white cishet people complain that being in a minority gets you priority for job offers/grants.

The idea that having pain in your past from discrimination or trauma is worth it because you get 'more opportunities' in the working world from being a POC or LGBTQ+ or disabled is a genuine belief that some priviledged people hold. And to me that really mirrors Copperbitch Kipperbottle's jealousy of Riz both having a dead father and ESPECIALLY coming from a poor background.

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i couldn't rest until i made something this is driving me insane. so what if i dismissed your success as because of your hardships instead of in spite of them

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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only 90s kids remember the boy wizard and his frog pal

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MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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"her response was to be mad at us, and not to kill her parents?"

-adaine abernant, who committed patricide less than a year ago

and the thing is, it's not a bad point

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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

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Endless Fantasy High

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

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He's a demon. He lied.