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(by danielborovi)

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By Neville.caulfield

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a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

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imagine being the kind of sick twisted freak whose favorite burner is the top right one

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(french guy saying "bluetooth speaker" voice) bloutouse speakair

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Conrad Kiesel, Jeune Espagnole (detail)

19th century

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I’m sorry, what?

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Congratulations.

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Some Gavin highlights from Shock Jenga AKA ‘Jenga the Movie’

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so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

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so idk if anyone pointed it out yet, but mcr might just be extra enough to pull something like this

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“What the fuck are you?” “I’m Chuck!”

aka the one where trevor thinks his skin is chucky but it’s actually… not.