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Okay so from the protection obsession angle.

Ive seen people say Danny gets territorial over what he protects, and what he protects turns into his lair.

Well Danny saved all of reality at one point.

Hes also saved the entire planet.

So does that mean..?

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sorry guys, the dannypocalypse is cancelled this year, danno got stuck in the suez canal :(

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@little-egg-buddy

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:O

I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their child’s gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.

They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.

They left the girl readily.

The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.

She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.

The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.

She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying. 

Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother. 

(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)

((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likes being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and know their true nature.))

The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.

The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.

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Valerie is recruited by the Guys in White after landing a very public win against Danny Phantom.

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seriously? you’re telling me the fanfiction i meticulously planned out in my head doesn’t already exist and i have to write it myself? unbelievable.

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Them: “Forget about that long-winded, pretentious bullshit – just have fun and write whatever is in your heart!”

Me: “Okay.”

Me: *writes long-winded, pretentious bullshit*

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the sheer offensiveness of rereading something you wrote, discovering that, hey, it’s actually pretty good, and then reaching the end, wherein you realize that if you want more you actually have to write it

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This is a self callout post

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It’s been slow going recently, but at least it’s something.

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Me as a writer: Gotta add a little bit of fluff, a handful of laughter and sarcasm, and just a dash of angst.

Also me as a writer: Just. A. Dash. Of. Angst.

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i have this writing style i like to call “uncertain.” it’s where the narrator isn’t really sure what they’re talking about either

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SHE'S SO FRIGGIN CUTE WTF LOOK AT THAT LIL SMILE.

Happy Dannyversary! or Daniversary in this case

She’s a teen don’t be creepy

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Stray Hearts

@ectoblood, this is all your fault.

Summary: Ghost King Phantom has a very important question for his human friend, Danny. Dorky romance ensues.

Words: 2,187

“Your Highness, you asked for me?”

Phantom turned to face the voice, his cape swooshing grandly with him. The most recent addition to his Human Strays, humans that have wandered into the Ghost Zone and were unable to return to their realm, Danny, was standing there awkwardly, fidgeting nervously in place.

Why was he so nervous? Phantom meant him no harm. In fact, if anyone should be nervous, it’s Phantom!

Ah, but he doesn’t know that, he thought. Before this summoning, Phantom hadn’t spoken to Danny in days. He was too nervous, practicing this very moment over and over. But he figured that after that delay, it only made sense that Danny was nervous.

And, well, he is the Ghost King. Many ghosts would tremble before his presence. He took a great deal of pride in that fact.

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I write stories in my head and can't seem to put them anywhere else.

Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer

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I want this to continue very badly. I love the idea.

Strange

Dannymay 2020 day 26

Also in AO3 and FF

It started like a normal day, Danny woke up, took a bath, ate breakfast and left his house on time for school. He took care of a few ghosts in his way to school making him late like usual, what wasn’t usual was the whispers that followed him all around school. People were gossiping about him, he could see it when they talked while looking at him. He pretended to not notice the first few times, but when it didn’t stop danny brought it up with his friends.

“Guys do you know why people are gossiping about me?” Danny asked his friends while retrieving his books from his locker and looking behind him, he was a little paranoid with so much attention.

“People are paying attention to you? So lucky!” Tucker exclaimed.

“Not if they see something they shouldn't” Sam said, “are you sure it’s about you?”

“Yeah I’m sure. It’s very strange though, they are just whispering and pointing. Nobody is laughing like normal” Danny said thinking about all the times he was in a rumor.

“Maybe they’ll only talk about you because you are standing next to the handsome me” Tucker said in his usual flirty way.

“Or maybe it’s because of my ghost obsessed parents, again” Danny deadpanned.

“And maybe you can just ask what they are talking about” Sam suggested.

“Yeah, no. I’m not that crazy” Danny said.

“Ugh, fine. I’ll do it then” Sam said before marching off, Danny and Tucker pitied the unfortunate victim of Sam’s interrogation.

They didn’t share next class with Sam so they had to wait a little longer for the answers. When they could finally reunite with Sam it was at lunch hour so, in a out of the way table Sam gave her inform.

“So? What it’s about?” Danny asked curious about it but also dreading the answer.

“It’s because of me right?” Tucker said hopefully.

“No Tucker, people just think Danny is strange” Sam said.

“Strange how?” Danny asked nervously.

“According to the rumor mill you don’t blink” Sam said.

“But I do blink. Right Tucker?” Danny said looking at his friend for confirmation.

“Uh… yeah you do but is less than us” Tucker said, he had noticed that about Danny but hadn’t had the time to mention it.

“That’s new” Danny mumbled.

“Anyway, there are others that said that you don’t breathe, that you are too pale, too cold and they had noticed your new fangs” Sam continued.

“Do they think I’m a ghost?” Danny said starting to panic.

“They think you are a vampire” Sam said.

“Wait what?” Danny asked dumbfounded, Tucker started to have a laughing attack at that.

“Yup, they are saying that all of that is proof that you are a vampire” Sam nodded.

“What else do they say?” Danny asked preparing for the worst.

“Half of them think you’ll go crazy and start sucking their blood at any moment”

“And the other?”

“The other think you are sexy and want to know how kissing would go with fangs”

“Urgh…” Danny groaned.

“Aww, not fair. Why do the girls want to kiss Danny and not me? I’m strange enough” Tucker fake whined trying to cheer his friend.

“I can’t counter that” Sam smirked.

“What I’m going to do now?” Danny asked in despair, he didn’t want to go kissing any girl that only wanted to know if he had fangs or not.

“You can play the mysterious card. Tell them you can’t because…” Sam tried to think of a reason.

“Because you don’t want to convert them in vampires” Tucker suggested.

“What if they want to be? What then?” Danny asked.

“Hmm tell them to close their eyes and then disappear?” Sam said.

“And if they confront you about it pretend it didn’t happen” Tucker added.

“This is getting way too complicated for no reason” Danny said.

“Better this than they thinking that you are a ghost” Sam said.

“True. My parents wont believe the vampire thing but if they heard a rumor about ghosts they’ll come in seconds and shoot at everything that moves” Danny said remembering the last time that happened, middle school was so awkward after that.

“The lesser evil dude” Tucker nodded.

“Anyway, these rumors aren’t going to last, better have fun with them while we can” Sam declared with a vicius smirk.

“Alright, it’ll be a good prank” Danny agreed.

“Do you want ketchup in your shirt so they think is blood?” Tucker offered from his lunch.

“Not yet Tuck” Danny said, if they wanted to play a massive prank to the school they’ll need to think carefully about it, fake blood would have to wait.

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This is an appreciation post for the fanfic authors who aren’t included on rec lists

For the fanfic authors who don’t get art of their fics

For the fanfic authors who can’t get to 1000/500/100 hits

For the fanfic authors who don’t get comments/reviews

For the fanfic authors who write for small fandoms

For the fanfic authors who write rarepairs or gen fics

For the fanfic authors who get hate for the ships/characters/fandoms they write

For the fanfic authors who write in English despite it not being their first language

For the fanfic authors who don’t write in English

For the fanfic authors who don’t think anyone reads or likes their work

For the fanfic authors who aren’t big name fans

For the fanfic authors who don’t get requests in their inboxes

For the fanfic authors who can’t write stories that are more than a thousand words

For the fanfic authors who only write one ship

For the fanfic authors who are just starting

For the fanfic authors who have been writing fic for years

For the fanfic authors who use fanfic to practice writing

For the fanfic authors who write self-insert fics

For the fanfic authors who write about their OCs

For the fanfic authors who write to vent or cope

For the fanfic authors who are just waiting for their big break

Keep creating, I love you ❤️