imshroomking

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my birthday daily jerma sparkle 🥳🥳

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guys im 18 i can read johnny knoxville x reader on tumblr w/o the search telling me its age resricted now yippie

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sometimes i think about when i was dating my ex bf who has a wedgie fetish (not relevant, but if i have to know so do you) and i had this dream with him and one of my friends in it where i got in like a shit load of trouble for smthn i didnt do

then a few months later i had ANOTHER dream w/ him in it (which was so weird cuz i neverr have dreams with ppl i know in them, its just randos) where he was like looking for/chasing me thru my old elementry school and i knew if he caught me smthm bad would happen like holy fuck that man was not good for my well being

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i have situation goggles w a guy im at a festival with

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ohh fuck i took a benadryl its 5pm i csn feel it taking my awakness this feels like the time i took a strong meletonin in the middle of the school day and when i got home i slept until like 4am (12ish hours)

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yall its hot as bawls out and my allergies are so bad everytime i sneeze it feels like im gonna keel over

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me about the guy i had (have) a crush on in highschool i was soo not normal about him like oh my god

this was my sister texting me last week that she saw him </3

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guys donald john trump is after me wtf the wildfires from canada strike again </3

this is donald john trumps fault i can feel it in my bones

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Michael in red hair got me on my knees

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this is donald john trumps fault i can feel it in my bones

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the concert lives are giving me diet shampoo flash backs