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A different perception of the Simpsons

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trams are like if a train and a bus had a baby and then the bus abandoned the family when the tram was just a baby and the train raised it as a hardworking single mother

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i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

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party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

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The Far Side for Monday May 13.

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Resurrection 1982 Buick Regal

Owner Sal Paz Jr.

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*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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In a welcome sight heralding the end of another winter and the arrival of spring, United Parcel Service men across the nation are breaking out the shorts.

“Look!” said Manchester, NH, cashier Brenda Cosgrove, staring out the window of the yarn shop where she works. “There goes another one! That’s three today!”

Across the U.S., signs of the change of season abound, as daffodils poke out of the ground, the songs of the robin are once again heard in the trees, and leaves bud on the branches. For millions of Americans, however, there is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man’s sturdy calves in the open air after months hidden away beneath heavy brown fabric.

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“I want the inside of this house to feel modern, bright and new!” then why the fuck did you buy a vintage, dark and old house in pristine condition?????

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Sisyphus is exhausted. Day after day, he’s tasked with rolling an enormous boulder up the mountainside in his underworld neighborhood, just to find it right back where it started the next morning. He’s started tuning things out, which works, but it also causes him to miss out on the good while he ignores the bad.

But things change when the boulder speaks up, revealing himself to be a handsome living stone named Blimm. As attraction sizzles between Sisyphus and Blimm, Sisyphus must confront the reality of his situation, and find happiness in the chaos.

Now, the two of them are locked in a hardcore, erotic encounter… pounding happily.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient boulder action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living rock love.

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please enjoy new tingler ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HAPPILY POUNDED BY HIS BOULDER out now on amazon and true buckaroo patreon tier

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oh captain #mycaptain

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ok um. what's the second worst piece of splatoon lore do u know

thanks for asking! <3

The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has visible testicles in its concept art! you know. as tanuki statues do.

unfortunately it appears to have been castrated for the final game... but appearances are not what they seem.... if you can clip through the building. zoom in closer.

there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.

(screenshot is from a model rip of S1 inkopolis plaza. if anyone can get a screenshot to confirm if the balls are there in s3 inkopolis plaza PLEASE let me know)

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Imagine Deathnote is a 12 episode anime because Misa kills Light doing the classic teenage girl thing where you write your crushes name in a heart.

In her Deathnote.