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“  you  know  i  worry  about  the  people  i  come  in  contact  with  ,  really  i  do .  they  always  end  up  hearing  the  strangest  things  .  like  babies  crying   . . .  ”

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@psychiatrictwink

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Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.

Mary Rakow (via quotemadness)

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. as a small note to any who follow me who are strictly dracula-canon, i portray dracula from a variety of mixed media, using claes as the fc for each version. this includes book-canon, a mix of movie-canon, as well as other incarnations of the character. basically this is a small psa to inform you i am not solely dracula 2020 canon, and you’ll likely see other versions of dracula cross my blog at various points. feel free to unfollow if it gets to be too much.

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what  is  your  position  ?

A switch is a person involved in BDSM play who chooses to player either a dominant or submissive.

“  you  know , for  once  i  agree  with  one  of  these  tests  !  ”

tagged  by  no  one  ,  tagging  whomever  would  enjoy ~

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Hi welcome to my rp blog (✿◠‿◠)

You’re looking for my rp threads? (◕‿◕✿)

THEY’RE IN THE FUCKING DRAFTS (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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“  tinder  is  just  a  vampire’s  version  of  doordash  .  ”

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“ your clothes are an affront to the decency of style ! ”

          the count throws the words over his shoulder, along with yet another play grey button-up shirt . a pile of them is behind him , half on the bed and half on the floor , perhaps a good foot high . dark eyes take in the sight of it and the man groans , backing his way out of the young man’s closet to look jack in the eye . “ i don’t care what you say, jack, i am taking you shopping this evening and that is final ! ” 

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“Dracula! Would you get out of my closet? H - Hey! Stop throwing things!” Jack has gotten used to his apartment being invaded by the Count. Sometimes he regrets giving him the invitation. Especially in times like now, when the Count goes to pilfering. Jack stands a few feet back from Dracula and watches in exasperation as shirts and pants fly across the air. “My clothes are fine, get out of there!” 

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Please reblog if you play a character who is 30 years of age or older

I don’t care if it’s an OC or a canon character, and while I play a human, I don’t care if your fandom isn’t but for the love of god, why is everyone in their twenties? Give me some mid thirties or even some fourties. Hell, throw me some silver foxes. Please.

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tremereastor-uriel replied to your post: . the count and the doctor are having an...

“Does he know you keep trying to use my boyfriend as transport?”

“  if your boyfriend didn’t have such a delectable fur coat i wouldn’t have to think about it. As is, he does, and I’m certain Jack would understand .  ”

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. the count and the doctor are having an interesting conversation @psychiatrictwink​

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tremereastor-uriel replied to your post: . i’ve barely had dracula for two weeks and i’m...

vamps are addictive

. they’re not supposed to be this addictive! if i do end up making this other vampire they’ll be a sideblog to drac here.

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                 “I’m a junior doctor,” 

sel. & priv. john “jack” seward of dracula. based mostly on the 2020 bbc adaption. mixed canon & headcanons. follows back from crimsonsmiled. 

      rules | file

                                   “but I want to specialize in mental health.” 

    promotion credit | psd credit 

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                                                  INDIE. PRIV. SEL

                               DRACULA’S JONATHAN HARKER

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. i’ve barely had dracula for two weeks and i’m already debating another vampire blog . . .

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nygmaa‌:

  “in the flesh.” there’s a curl to the brunette’s lips as he smiles, clearly enjoying the attention, more than ecstatic that everything he’d done to make a name for himself is finally paying off. whether that’s a good or a bad thing is yet to be determined, however, smile faltering only the tiniest bit. “and what, pray tell did he tell you about me?”

“ that you have a certain love for riddles . can’t say i’m too fond of them , personally ; i’ve never seen the appeal of trying to prove your own cleverness . but i suppose we all have our ways of showing off , don’t we ? ”

             it’s said with a strange sort of smile, his head cocked to the side as he takes in the man’s appearance. “ he also said you had a taste for green . i’m not so sure it’s your color , but as they say nowadays , ‘ you do you . ’ ”