“ i mean yeah, it’s illegal. but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t DO IT. “
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Persephone violently throws flowers at her dad and huffs "It's autumn again so I decided to bid you farewell." { I need to bother you again 8) ! }
he laughs, a DEEP && FILLING sound, as the flowers barely leave bruises upon his stomach. ( AS IF THEY COULD ). his smile is warm, filled with affection, && lifts one of the flowers to his nose. he INHALES, the soft scent of spring && momentarily thinks about what would happen if he just . . . KEPT HER HERE. by his side. FOREVER. but no, he made a deal. AN HONOR between brothers, && although zeus was a selfish prick he upheld honor most of all.
“ i wish you safe travels, persephone. “ he chuckles, pulling her into his arms and gently ruffling her hair. he’s seen mortal fathers do this to their children. a sign of . . . AFFECTION. he decided to implement it now. “ if my brother tries anything please inform me. i’ll go right down there && put him in his place. “
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haha guys did i tell you i’m making a canon divergent dark!roy mustang because . . . i am B)
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“ MURDER ?? “ she blinks, eyes wide because if she just blew her nose on the sleeve of a murderer she was most definitely going to die. ( as you can tell, french is not her strong suit. though she does love herself a MEAN BATCH of french fries ). but then he’s offering her a tissue so she thinks, ‘ OH. this murder’s a pretty nice dude. ‘
“ hell yes i would !! i hope their soft ‘cause my nose is a delicate flower. “
did she just sneeze and wipe it on him? ❝ augh! merde! ❞ so gross.
he was wearing a nice shirt today. ❝ … ❞ he didn’t want to say it was
okay. but he did get that allergies sucked. ❝ i understand. would
you like an actual tissue? ❞
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he cocks an eyebrow at the sudden expanse of skin throw into his face. HUMANS WERE SO WEIRD. the scrutinizing gaze morphs slowly && fluidly into one of barely sustained INSULT. ju-long ?? HIM ?? not being able to handle his liqour. well then. “ it’s decided, “ he huffs, before pulling out his wallet from his pants pocket && taking out a huge wad of bills. “ i’m buying EVERYTHING. “ he’ll show you just how capable his liver is.
takes off his shirt. Is talking without shirts common place? He’s quiet at first, the captain merely offering a shrug of his shoulders in reply. “It depends on if you intend to drink it all today or if it is to be rationed. I would advise against it though. Your liver is not capable of handling copious amounts of what you call ‘liquor’.”
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“ are you suggesting we take the matter into our own hands ?? WELL, i have always been a firm believer that nothing gets done until a WOMAN steps in to take charge. “
❝ I AGREE WITH YOU
but their time shall forever
remain if we do not do
something about it. ❞
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“ it’s rude to talk while someone’s napping, “ though it comes out kind of muffled considering he’s face first in a bush. it’s also KIND OF uncomfortable. && there’s a bug crawling on his arm. maybe he should have thought this through a little more thoroughly.
‘ enjoying your nap? ’
Bushes moving silently yet no wind was resent at this moment. The sound caught her attention &. the girl stood in front of an odd looking person who was casually going to nap at this hour. Were people even suppose to nap this late in the afternoon?
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guys is it too late to quit school and become an anime character?
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offline.
it’s that time of the day where i stop blaring kpop music and i WATCH ANIME HAHAHA
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sneezes && then proceeds to use the nearest person’s sleeve as a tissue. “ MAN OH MAN. uuuuugggghhhh fuck allergies up the ass. oh uh ----- s-sorry about that dude. kinda acted on impulse there. “ THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE, PAULIE.
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“ BEST WAY TO PICK UP GIRLS, lean in real close to that pretty mama’s ears && tell them that if this was tinder, you’d SWIPE RIGHT WITHOUT HESITATION. “
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casually not so casually lies upon a couple of bushes because they look comfy && he REALLY needs to nap before his photoshoot that starts in . . . actually right now.
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“ u-um . . . just for curiosity’s sake . . . you wouldn’t know how to perform an EXORCISM o-or anything ?? i’m just uh . . . asking for a ------ for a friend. “ aka incubus luis doesn’t wanna die.
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“ LIKE THE DRESS. remind me of my ma’s before i set it on fire. “
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a pause. followed by the harsh SCRUTINY of his gaze && smoke filtering between parted lips. “ it’s not completely uncalled for to buy out an entire store of their liquor, is it ?? “ yes ju-long. it is VERY UNCALLED FOR.
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dokiitsu / liked this.
crashes through the roof of some building while still in full power ranger costume. “ ow !! ow !! ow !! I think i broke my butt cheek . . . nope. that’s BUTT CHEEKS. my ass is broken. “
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“ BY THE JADE EMPEROR, are all humans this IDIOTIC ?? how has such a dimwitted species not been wiped out yet ?? it happened with the dinosaurs, surely their time is close to coming. “
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