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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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oh ok

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One of my favorite stories to tell about myself from when I was a kid is the story how my grandma’s “Catching Fairies” game was banned because of me

So when I was really little my grandma had this game she made up, she’d give me and all my cousins jars and containers and tell us that in her garden there were fairies but they were smart and tricky so they disguised themselves as caterpillars and butterflies and as grasshoppers and worms.

Whoever caught the most ‘Fairies’ won but we had to set them all free because they tended to the garden

One summer day my brothers were at the age they were dreading ‘girly’ stuff so I was playing alone

At this point I had met all the fairies in the garden and I was getting bored without any competition and with finding the same old fairies

But then just as I was begrudgingly heading back to my grandma with the same fairies as usual I found a new fairy!

I thought she was so beautiful! She was resting on the sparkly thread in the leaves and her black body gleamed in the sunlight, she had long legs and a cool red spot on her back

Excited I coaxed her onto my hand and was so giddy I found a new one! I rushed back to the farm house to show my Grandma and Dad, gently carrying my new friend.

But when my Dad and Grandma turned around to see what fairy I caught I saw the color drain from their faces and both of them freeze, I could tell something was wrong but didn’t understand

My dad congratulated me and asked me if he could see the pretty fairy, I let him but felt a little nervous seeing how terrified he looked as she moved into his hands from mine.

Slowly he walked back towards the door, my grandma clutching my shoulders then my dad LAUNCHED the fairy back into the garden which I thought was rather rude

Then we had a nice long talk about Black Widow spiders

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Say what you will about 4chan, but it's really hard not to read "fwiw" as "folga wooga imoga womp"

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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*flirting with a trans woman the same age as me* "when you were in highschool i was in college because we live in different countries and what you call college is what I call university, meanwhile what i call college is the years 11 and 12 i.e the last two years of highschool"

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i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

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Little Cyberpunk boy with a lollipop flavored vape and an RGB propeller implanted onto the back of his cranium

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My 25 years of palaeoart chronology…

My 2023 illustration showing the human understanding of Iguanodon, from DINOSAUR BEHAVIOUR, by Prof Michael Benton (published by Princeton University Press).

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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

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It's pretty crazy that nobody at Boeing is ever going to be held legally accountable for these plane crashes or the whistleblower they assassinated

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new trope just dropped