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Send me a 🍺 for my muse to make a drunken confession to yours

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AU starter sentences

College AU.

❛   Hey did I see you at that party last weekend?    ❜

❛   Want to study with me?   ❜

❛   Don’t be such a baby, it’s just a little hazing!   ❜

❛   I don’t even want to look at my bank account right now.    ❜

❛   TOGA TOGA TOGA!   ❜

Ghost AU.

❛    It’ll be okay. I’ll wait for you.    ❜

❛    What are you doing in my house? Get out!    ❜

❛    I’m... dead?    ❜

❛    Trust me, this place is definitely haunted. Don’t give me that look!    ❜ 

Pretending to be lovers AU.

❛    They nearly caught us! You gotta stop flirting with everyone!    ❜

❛    You know... we should probably share the bed, just in case they check.    ❜

❛    You look beautiful... ah... is what I’ll say at the party.    ❜

❛    They only gave us a room with one bed? You’re sleeping on the floor    ❜

❛    If anyone asks, we met doing something super romantic. On a beach.    ❜

Royal AU.

❛    Respectfully, my lord, thou ass looks fine on this day.    ❜

❛    You’re the only person I can trust to not usurp my power.    ❜

❛    Well someone just earned the title of court jester.    ❜

❛    But what if my family sees?    ❜

❛    We can’t... you’re royalty. I’m just a commoner.    ❜

Coffee shop AU.

❛    Your usual order (muse name)?    ❜

❛    A bar isn’t the only place I can drink away my sorrows.    ❜

❛    How do you make these cakes so delicious?    ❜

❛    A frappe with extra sugar, extra cream? That’s a sugar crash.    ❜

❛    I don’t come here for the coffee... I just want to see you.    ❜ 

Sci-fi AU.

❛    Okay I swear it’ll work this time!    ❜

❛    Gun it through the asteroid field! They’re gaining on us!    ❜

❛    This your first time off earth?     ❜

❛    Whatever you do, don’t press that button.     ❜

❛    Don’t eat that. Don’t eat anything on this planet.    ❜

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Anonymously send me what characters you ship my muse with!

Bonus points for why!

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Platonic RP Starters

“Dinner! I made your favourite!”

“You’re definitely drunk.”

“Come on bro, no shame in hugging it out.”

“I think you need to lie down.”

“Quit hogging the couch!”

“Hey, are you okay? You’re making me kind of worried.”

“Don’t lie to me! I can tell. Your mouth is doing that twitchy thing!”

“What do you reckon? Does it look good on me?”

“That’s it! I’m taking you out for some fun!”

“Let’s go commit a crime.”

“That’s the last time I’m going anywhere with you.”

“Aw c’mon, I need a wingman!”

“Okay! Fine! Fine! I admit it! I took the last slice of pizza. Now quit it!”

“I’m not getting in a car with you. Not after last time. No way.”

“Please look after yourself better.”

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New XKit

Tagging asks, cutting posts, and more!

Being an RP resource blog, I get a lot of questions from folks new to the tumblr RP scene, and one thing people ask me a lot, is how to cut their posts.

It’s something a lot of people have in their rules. That they will not follow if a blogger doesn’t cut their posts. In the past, all that meant was editing the post down smaller. But with changes to tumblr’s reblog system, you either have to keep everything, or delete everything, which removes context for the person replying.

Enter: XKit. Or new XKit, rather. It’s being run by a new team.

XKit has an extension on it that allows for editing of previous responses to a post, allowing you to trim your post, while still leaving what you’re responding to in a post.

That’s not all it can do! It has an askbox improvement extension which allows you to tag asks, or even keep your responses to private asks. There’s a function that timecodes posts on your dash so you can see at a glance if it’s active. There’s also one that allows you to label the people on your dash, which is useful if you have names/pronouns to remember, or gamer tags to take note of, if you’re in a gaming fandom. There’s also blacklist functions, adblocking, and a cute pokemon collector thing that helps pass the time when dash scrolling.

It’s almost ridiculously easy to install and it works on firefox, chrome, and safari. I’d really advise you all to check it out, guys!

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Send me a ◭ and my muse will tell you about an addiction they’ve had

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Send me a ✪ for one way the mun and the muse are alike, and a ★ for one way they are different

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Send me a name and my muse will tell you what they think of them!

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Writing prompts

Royalty AU - Character A is a member of the royal family, and Character B is a commoner, working in their stables. After growing tensions with a neighbouring kingdom, the country is at war. The castle is being attack and Character B frantically searches for Character A to help them find their way out. 

With a twist - Imagine your favourite fairytale, put a spin on it. What would it be like with characters completely unsuited to the roles they’re inserted into in the fairytale?

As we know it - It’s the end of the world! Character A wants to tell Character B how they feel. How would their last day go? Would they work up the courage to tell them or would they prefer to be selfless and try and make it the best day possible for both?

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Sentence Ask Meme

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Okay, so just before I tell you anything, you have to promise not to get mad at me...

Relationships are a lot like algebra.  Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

I just think screaming was a bit of an overreaction, is all.

I think I fucked up...

I don’t have a problem, you have a problem.

Aw c’mon! It’ll be fun! Sun, sea, surfing, what could go wrong?

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Honesty meme!

Send me a symbol for my muse to come clean about:

 ♥ - Something they like about your muse.

 ❦ - Something they hate about your muse.

 ✎ - A reason they’re jealous of your muse.

 ♪ - A secret they’re keeping from your muse.

 ♤ - What they thought about your muse when first meeting.

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Get in my inbox and try to make my muse punch yours!

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On anon, tell me what your muse thinks of mine and they’ll try to guess who it is!

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If my muse were to turn into an animal, what animal would they be?

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Make my muse blush in five words or less!

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Tell me how you’d break up a fight between my muse and someone else

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My muse eats the last slice of pizza! Put your muse’s reaction in my inbox!