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rest of the comic under the cut!! i think we should get to see claire and jack bond over their batshit insane childhoods

tfw youre 19 and angry and gay and hate your dad for letting a monster tear apart your family and wear his corpse even though objectively the monsters a pretty chill guy :-) you know normal teen problems

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phrases in the desticule lexicon (not exhaustive, feel free to add):

Michael wave

physical and sexual behemoth Jared Padalecki

untouched and virginal Jensen Ackles

lawboy

chief Justice Jared Padalecki

[gunshots]

Orpheus' gay cajun vampire side piece

greetings blood freak

wax your chest father of two, it's fanservice time

chewing glass

jacting joices

Stanford, law school even

jender and mender

jackles' sexy sexy silence

pack it up George W. Butch

(Cas and Crowley) gay on gay violence

Heller [insert politician]

pspspsps I promise I won't psychoanalyze you

whore boots/Dean's "fuck me" pumps

rogue translator

comrade [insert cast member]

cw sniper

[Texas accent] what

if [x] then WHY [y]

hi hellers!

president Biden your silence on [insert destiel event] is deafening

did you fuck the Michael sword castiel?

too much enrichment in the enclosure

clicky noises/oh clicky noises amv we're really in it now

THEE [insert biblical figure]

they didn't even cast ABEL!

WHY lamp/tree/barn/dog/etc.

JUSSY JOWER

God Jensen, Dean's never gonna fuck you

rancid nutwork

season 16

musty wail

party city wig

blurry wife

nephew what's all this then

[insert writer(s)/showrunner]natural

[insert crossover media]natural

country boys make do

ok so fuck me then

I am once again asking WHO won the 10 minute jackles zoom

jackles release the tapes

jackles I am no longer asking

the epic highs and lows of Nov. 5th

superhell/turbohell (this was mainly used by people outside the desticule but I'm including it)

desticule/destielcule

chewing drywall (precursor to chewing glass; no longer in use)

ghost baby abortion

(diagnosed with) winchester derangement syndrome (this technically is from a deleted scene of spn but we say it so much I have to include it)

baldnatural (courtesy of @thatisahotsoup)

hbo spn

someone please microwave me

Jensen "Dean kinnie" Ackles

homophobic Jimmy Novak

closeted Jimmy Novak

wrist not limp enough. boil it.

canonically dead Kansas the band

Sam Winchester canonically cucked and robbed Jared Padalecki

widower arc and divorce arc

allegorical mpreg/he died in childbirth TWICE

easily the most show/THEE show of all time

unparalleled media experience

If you understand all of these you may need therapy. God bless.

(this list was made with the help of the folks in the hell discord! thanks for your help, guys!)

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dean + cas ➤ battle couple

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(— Danez Smith, “king the color of space/tower of molasses & marrow”)

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Favorite character meme ↳ 4 / 5 episodes

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Dean and Cas are both nightmare PTA parents, because their usual personality issues are switched. In this setting, dean is the one who causes problems on purpose (flirting with pta moms, homewrecking) and cas is the one who is like “i must control everything.” 

The slippery slope of shared involvement in this organization is that cas develops a vendetta against a rival mom named Helen, and takes dean, who is just having a fun time flirting with the moms & being a homewrecker, and recruits him to run interference and gather intelligence on her campaign for PTA presidency while CAS launches his OWN ruthless campaign for PTA presidency. 

Importantly, nobody knows the first thing about either of them,

because they are trying to live simultaneously in the smalltown settled-down world and also their world of incredible violence

Nobody knows what the angry trenchcoat dad’s deal is because they have never had a normal conversation with him 

but the moms speculate WILDLY about dean

and they hear weird things from their kids who know Jack

But in order for the scheme to work, none of these women know that Cas and Dean are associated with the same kid, never mind with each other.

So,

Keep reading

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SPN + small movements 27/?

2x05 Simon Said

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SUPERNATURAL (2005 - 2020) S10E09, THE THINGS WE LEFT BEHIND

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i think i remembered you mentioned maybe making more specific deancas recs and asking us if we had ideas! if your asking and im not rememberinv wrong, id love a bunch of fics where cas is like. extra bitchy. im SO tired of woobified cas i just want him to go off yknow? love your blog 💖

i did say that!! and your taste is IMMACULATE, cas can be such a giant bitch (affectionate) and i love to see it, especially in fic when he gets to actually assert himself the way he deserved but didn’t always get to in canon. here are a few that (i’m pretty sure) have varying levels of bitchiness.

Vena Amoris and Other Old-Fashioned Bullshit

Suck It, Judy Garland

a turn of the earth

Put up your Dukes 

Emergence

Critical Mass

Stories Are Made of Mistakes

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Being a deangirl is just like I love him because when I was 13 he made me so sad it rendered me incoherent

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13x06 || 14x08 || 14x20 || 15x11

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Rowena + Purple Eyes

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au where cas just doesn’t give a fuck and flirts back w dean

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Everyone who writes Dean and Cas having a farm has never been on one. Love and light but those two could not manage a farm. What they do have are chickens and a garden and a massive cat that belongs to Cas but sleeps on Dean's clothes.

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Other signs i think Dean has in his corny garage

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Claire Novak’s outfits: part 2

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Supernatural (2005-2020), created by Eric Kripke // My Own private Idaho (1991), dir. Gus Van Sant // On the Road, Jack Kerouac - blackout poetry by @deandelreys