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i ain't another you. i'm a me. you're a you. y'dig?

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motherfuckers all be reblogging this shit of me like, yo, this ain't you. it's me. :o( i'm the only me i am.

naga!gamzee aw yeh

based off a rainbow snake i cant do scales fuck that shit man JUSt FUCK THAT SHIT

here’s a bonus version :o)

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>Stops. Just watches.

Stop.

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>Ok, that's cool. Coil yourself up and rest yourself on them. Chinhands.

brother like me, never gets all to be sticking to a single place, y'know. just go wherever i up and motherfucking flow. find myself making a shit ton of new friends that way, get all damn social like just by up and GOING.

(You laugh and pat his shoulder) man that was a long metaphor. i like. yeah were chill man. (You take a seat on the ground amused.) so what all brings you to this little corner of the world? you a travlin one snake show? 

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it's all chill. we're chill like, as chill can be, chiller than the damn winter to get all blanketing the place in white. :o?

>Confusion! Probably because you don't wear clothes so whaaaaaaaat.

well whatever gets to making a motherfucker all comfortable like. all's chill. i bet.

its the way you said it man. i dont mean to disrespect you man. just pointing out things i noticed. get in the way? yeah they get snagged and shit. but i would rather have some form of clothing in the lower area. (You shrug loosening your tie and taking off your jacket) besides its fun look dapper every once in a while. 

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>Return the firm handshake, before tugging it back and giving him a lazy look.

strange is strange, brother is so fucking STIFF, ain't he just. gets to being all not enjoying life for what it motherfucking IS. can't be all seeing. but it's chill, i'm gonna help him, just like i do everyone else.

uhhhhh.

well i know you're a really important motherfucker. fefsis had gotten to be all like calling you papa. dualscar right. ain't that just obvious.

>Make a gesture across your face with two fingers.

>Hesitates before taking the offered hand, giving it a firm shake. Tongue flickering out as he took in this newcomers scent.

Ah so I see you’vve met my son then, he does have a bit of a strange sense of fashion wwith that, heh, hair flare.

But it is by all means nice to meet you Gamzee, noww pray tell I do not havve to tell you wwho I am exactly. I’vve met far too many of you wwho seem to not evven knoww wwho I am at all.

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now why does every sweet friend of mine's all to saying that, damn, gamzee, aren't you just fucking creepy. so rude.

clothes are like, they get all in the way of shit, y'dig? can be all catching onto a damn BRANCH and then crunch, crack, there you go, gone as gone can be, the motherfucking energy source for some other fucker.

that sounds really creepy but okay then. And yeah it would be hot if i was out in a jungle or forest. the good part is i can change clothes or say fuck it and walk around naked. 

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but when you get to be chilling in a place like mine, all nature and the like, it's like. dang. ain't that shit just gonna be all stuffy. 

>And another tongue flick.

nah, just taking in your motherfucking essence, brother of mine.

nah man. i wear kicks (Points to black converse) and hell i can choke people with a tie if i feel threatened. (Grins at him) you smellin for something bro?   

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thanks. 

>Curious tongue flick.

dapper is right, but damn, brother, ain't that shit just up to being all impractical?

sup man. (looks Gamzee over) nice snake half man. (tugs on suit) fuck yes i look dapper. 

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sickestclings started following you

well if it isn't another not one of us motherfuckers, all up and getting to looking dapper like. hello, hello.

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candy-red-karkles started following you

hello, hello, new brother of mine. how goes it.

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gonna have to agree and say my mind is out there in the fits of motherfucking boredom, yo.

>Put flowers in his hair.

>Shrugs.

nothiing. bored out of my fuckiing miind.

>Turns his head away.

your2elf?

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hey, hello, yo, who wants to get their chill on with a lonely motherfucker like me. :o(

>Lonely snake is lonely.

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honk.

>Tongue flick.

hello, hello, brother of mine. how goes it.

hello two you two.

>Pokes his nose.

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ain't i just.

haaaaa.

glad to be all sort of the entertaining type.

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whichjadeharley replied to your post: hey brothers and sisters. what’s up.

*waves and goes on playing fetch with her dog*

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>So terribly confused, but wave back and don't bother her.