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i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...
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OR CREEK
OR JOHN DORY
OR BARB
GUYS COME ON PLEASE WHERE ARE YOU ALL
Raise ur hand if ur single bc the only guy you'd be okay with dating was a guy that acted exactly like Branch
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yup its me too. hi.
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So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
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day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend
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bro is literally the character in the horror movie who survives by being clueless 💀💀💀
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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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my grandma :: " why don't u eat at the table anymore? with ur family. this generation is so insensitive. ''
also my grandma:
*makes me eat at the table with her*
*its cucumbers and watermelon (no tajin ;-;)*
*starts listening to a video describing vaginal infections on FULL VOLUME*
*i stare at her*
*immediate appetite loss*
*she makes me eat all the food when i tell her im not hungry*
*i get up from the table and immediately feel nauseous*
*i get grounded for puking*
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u slayed, cooked, sauteed, fileted, served and devoured
(literally ? )
HELLO! I HAVE ART
HEHHEHEHEEHHEHEH I DREW AN OC OF MINE DYING LIKE NAGITO!!!!!!
TW BLOOD(PINK), BIG OUCHIES, DEAD BODY,

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THE FILTER AINT FILTERING
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^^^^
Is any of this familiar?
My step dad said I’m not trans
Just confused
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He should stfu. Thats called ✨gas lighting✨ he is a narcissist and should not be listened too. What he's really saying is "I don't like this so you must be wrong. I am right."
My step dad said I’m not trans
Just confused
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
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OHOLY SHIT
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out of context dialogue:

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