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oh. some deeply critical and damaging things are happening in my brain rn

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It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

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Are you going to also be a VA in the homestuck animated series?

No

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another plato's stepchildren pic

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i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED

“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2

I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER

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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

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Objects as spaceships, by Eric Geusz

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Life has gotten so much better for me, as a neurodivergent person, when I started leaning into being curious instead of judging.

Not, "this social rule makes no sense!" But like an anthropologist, "I wonder how this rule came to be and what people are getting out of it?"

Not, "that's bad grammar!" But like a linguist, "What actually is happening when we say 'me too,' how did the accusative come to be used there?"

Not, "ugh, small talk" but "ooh, phatic communication! What is the real communication taking place and how do they know?"

I still judge a whole lot, because there are so many things I feel should be a certain way and I can't help but feel upset when they're not. But the more I see myself as an alien visitor to this world, trying to see the sense in it, the more pleasant a time I have and the warmer I feel toward those around me.

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You would find me a formidable enemy.

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I got into an incredible show a couple of days ago. And in doing that, I got into an incredible character. Spock is so amazingly written and serves to be such a compelling character. Live Long and Prosper 🖖

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JUST FOUND THE ORIGINAL PRINTED AND UNCENSORED VERSION OF KILLING TIME AT A HALF PRICED BOOKS. FOR LESS THAN TWO DOLLARS. OH MY FUCKING GOD