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Sophie: That’s it. I’m selling Hort at a market.

Hester: Don’t be silly, you made his career.

Hester: Sell him at an artisan’s market.

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Somewhere around book one

Agatha: I’m not a villain, I’m just a person.

Beatrix: Ok, then name one law.

Agatha: Don’t kill people.

Beatrix: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

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Someone under their breath in a council meeting: Bitch.

Agatha, without missing a beat: Was it not a bitch who nursed Rome?

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Tedros: You amaze and scare me.

Tedros: I can’t tell if I’m attracted to it or to want to run away.

Agatha: For your sake, it should be the latter. Though I do like it a little when people fear me.

Tedros: Yeah it’s definitely both.

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Agatha: Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness.

Sophie: Thank you queen.

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Kidnappers: We have the Queen.

Tedros: You have Agatha?

Kidnappers: Yes!

Tedros: Good luck with that.

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Agatha @ the crew: So that’s the plan.

Agatha: Let’s see who was paying attention.

*magical kahoot music starts*

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Tedros: I can take care of myself Agatha.

Agatha: 100 gold I save your life in the next ten minutes.

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Agatha going through it: Cut my life into peaches they are a healthy snack

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Common Enemy: You fools! You will never beat me!

Tedros: Yes we can with the power of-

Hort: Love!

Sophie: Friendship!

Agatha, covered in blood: Incredible violence

Tedros, staring at his girlfriend with mixed emotions: -and teamwork…

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Agatha: If I keep Tedros alive long enough to come home safe, I’ve done my job.

The knights: OUR job lady Agatha.

Agatha, nodding: Right, I’d have done our job.

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Sophie: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked hard on those.

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Sophie: I could tell I was becoming unhinged so I did the rest of my murdering in silence.

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Sophie, waking up from her beauty, sleep power nap™︎ with her sleep mask still on: DiD I dIe? Did that awful school finally kill me? Is this heaven?

Hester, pounding loudly on the door: I swear in the name of evil if you don’t open up this door, you princess wannabe ass-

Sophie, lifting her eye mask: oh that’s right, it’s still hell.

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(Somewhere around the time of the third week of school in the first book)

Sophie, writing in her diary with glitter ink: I’m losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There is blood on my hands.

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* Sometime before they started their relationship*

Tedros: *doing something cute*

Agatha, under her breath: I might be in love with you.

Tedros: Hmm? What was that?

Agatha: I said I plan on selling you to the zoo.

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Agatha: You know… In the grand scheme of things. Houses and Castles are just trunks and we are all the storians boxers

Sophie, in her silk robe: Please get out of my tub