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"My appearance was changed by a monster called rage!"

Long-term project concluded ✨

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Tsurujo when Kin'emon leaves for a long period of time: Damn this sucks, can’t wait for Kin-chan to come back

Kin'emon when Tsurujo leaves for 10 minutes to go shopping: I’M LOSING MY MIND. MY HEART YEARNS FOR MY WIFE'S EMBRACE, BUT ALAS I AM HERE WITHOUT HER. WHEN WILL SHE RETURN FROM WAR? WHEN WILL MY COLD, LONELY NIGHTS FINALLY COME TO AN END? THIS IS MADNESS!!

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Kawamatsu: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?

Toki: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.

Oden: Ashura bet me twelve silver I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG.

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Kin'emon: Can I tell you a secret?

Kanjuro: I wouldn't recommend it, no.

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Fukurokuju: Ah, Raizou. remember me?

Raizou: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?

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Kanjuro: You can trust me.

Denjiro: I don’t even trust the way you said I can trust you.

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Oden: Everyone stop what you're doing!

Kanjuro: So, like, do you want me to take off the clown paint or-

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The Akazaya, discussing before the raid: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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Kanjuro: New year new me! [burns off finger prints]

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Ashura: Or, we do this the old-fashioned way

Ashura: [pulls out a molotov cocktail]

Kawamatsu: How did you make that so fast?!

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Denjiro: Kanjuro died?

Kiku: Yeah.

Denjiro: He’d do anything for attention.

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Oden (atop a pile of bandits in Kuri): I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!

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Kin'emon: There's something stupid going inside my head

Raizou: It's called a thought

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The Akazaya: *staring at Kanjuro petrified*

Kanjuro (to himself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in betraying my friends, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

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Denjiro, after Oden's death: due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane

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*at a zoo*

Ashura: What are they in for?

Kawamatsu: ...this isn't prison-

Ashura: So they can leave?

Kawamatsu: No, but-

Ashura, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Orochi: A spy is giving away every one of our battle plans.

Orochi: You look surprised, Kanjuro.

Kanjuro: I certainly am. I didn’t realize we had any battle plans.