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Goddard: *sinks Endura*

Goddard: How could Scythe Lucifer do this?

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THATS VALID AND SUCH A MOOD

Citra: *does anything ever*

Rowan:

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Citra: *does anything ever*

Rowan:

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Rowan: it’s against my moral compass.

Faraday: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL!

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Faraday: fakes his own death to free her from apprenticeship

Rowan: spends his apprenticeship trying to make sure she will win

Greyson: jumps in front of a moving car for her

Curie: saves her instead of saving herself

Jeri: stabs themself to save her

Citra, panicking: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP PUTTING THEMSELVES IN DANGER FOR ME S T O P

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Rowan: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Citra: ...you’re a hazard to society.

Tyger: and a coward. Do twenty.

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Rowan: look, let’s just both agree to say we’re sorry on the count of three.

Rowan: one, two, three.

Rand:

Rowan:

Rowan: well now I’m just disappointed in both of us

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Greyson: I’m cold

Jeri: here, take my jacket

Citra: I’m cold too

Rowan: *sets the world on fire*

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Rowan: Citra! You’re losing a lot of blood, you’re going to need a transfusion. What’s your blood type?

Citra: B positive

Rowan:

Rowan: I’m trying but you’re bleeding a lot

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Jeri, trying to flirt: I like your eyes.

Greyson, panicking: thanks i got them for my birthday

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Greyson: is it okay if i swear

Jeri: yeah, you can swear.

Greyson: f

Jeri: go on

Greyson: i’m nervous

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Rand: I could kill you if I wanted to!

Rowan: yeah? so could another human being.

Rowan: so could a dog.

Rowan: so could a dedicated duck.

Rowan: you aren’t special, Ayn.