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Goddard: *sinks Endura*
Goddard: How could Scythe Lucifer do this?
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THATS VALID AND SUCH A MOOD
Citra: *does anything ever*
Rowan:
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Citra: *does anything ever*
Rowan:
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Rowan: it’s against my moral compass.
Faraday: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL!
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Faraday: fakes his own death to free her from apprenticeship
Rowan: spends his apprenticeship trying to make sure she will win
Greyson: jumps in front of a moving car for her
Curie: saves her instead of saving herself
Jeri: stabs themself to save her
Citra, panicking: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP PUTTING THEMSELVES IN DANGER FOR ME S T O P
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incorrect-aoas · 4 years
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Rowan: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Citra: ...you’re a hazard to society.
Tyger: and a coward. Do twenty.
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incorrect-aoas · 4 years
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Rowan: look, let’s just both agree to say we’re sorry on the count of three.
Rowan: one, two, three.
Rand:
Rowan:
Rowan: well now I’m just disappointed in both of us
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incorrect-aoas · 4 years
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Greyson: I’m cold
Jeri: here, take my jacket
Citra: I’m cold too
Rowan: *sets the world on fire*
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incorrect-aoas · 4 years
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Rowan: Citra! You’re losing a lot of blood, you’re going to need a transfusion. What’s your blood type?
Citra: B positive
Rowan:
Rowan: I’m trying but you’re bleeding a lot
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incorrect-aoas · 4 years
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Jeri, trying to flirt: I like your eyes.
Greyson, panicking: thanks i got them for my birthday
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Greyson: is it okay if i swear
Jeri: yeah, you can swear.
Greyson: f
Jeri: go on
Greyson: i’m nervous
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Rand: I could kill you if I wanted to!
Rowan: yeah? so could another human being.
Rowan: so could a dog.
Rowan: so could a dedicated duck.
Rowan: you aren’t special, Ayn.
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