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Tasha becomes a life coach, and has the gang challenge her with their negative thoughts
Pablo: I’m worried I’m too old to be in show business
Tasha: Betty White, Dame Judi Dench, Joan Rivers. You’re not old enough! Hit me!
Austin: I fear I’ll never be in a loving, committed relationship.
Tasha: Oof, pass. I’ll go back!
Tyrone: Ok, picture this scenario: you lose everything including your mind except for the part of your mind that knows you’ve lost everything. Somehow, you end up in the Philippines walking the streets of Manila in a bunch of itchy, filthy sweater remnants plucking at a one-string banjo. Plink, plink, plink.
Tasha: Hmmm...no baggage. Hitting rock bottom is a jumping-off point! What a gift!
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Pablo: Do you know if Margeret Thatcher had girl power?
Tasha: Yes, of course!
Pablo: Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?
Tasha: I don’t know about that, but...
Tasha, shaking Austin’s wrist: Help me out! Don’t just stand there; help me out!
Austin, filming her with a camcorder: Answer the question.
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