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Kabbu: Will Mothiva be okay?
Vi: She won't be when I find her.
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Kabbu: What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Vi: We yell, 'oh shit.'
Kabbu: ...That'll work.
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Zasp: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
Kabbu: AS ENEMIES?!
Zasp:
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Leif: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Vi, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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//Thank you everyone for 200 followers! I've been very absent, but I queued up some posts today!
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Kabbu: But what about Leif? Vi: Don’t worry about them. Vi: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
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Vi: Lately, Leif has gotten into 'dad jokes', but what's worse is that Kabbu actually likes them.
Leif: We had a nice vacuum cleaner but we had to sell it. It was just gathering dust!
Kabbu, laughing hysterically: That's what it does!
Vi: Every time I think my hell can't get worse, life finds a way.
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Vi: So Leif, you're my third longest-standing friend.
Leif: That's true.
Vi: The other two are on the spectrum, what's your excuse?
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Leif: You know, there's something weird going on with your face.
Zasp: What?
Leif: You're smiling. We didn't know you could do that.
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Queen Elizant: We shall celebrate Team Snakemouth's victory in the ancient traditions of the Ant Kingdom!
Vi: We're gonna have a fucking rager?
Queen Elizant: We're going to have a fucking rager.
#submission#source: Harley Quinn#incorrect bug fables quotes#bug fables vi#bug fables elizant#sorry i dont even know how long ago this was submitted tumblr didnt notify me
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Team Snakemouth finds the body of an ant soldier
Kabbu: Should we get the authorities?
Leif: Well, the authorities aren't going to make them any less dead.
Vi: Good point, good point.
Kabbu: ???
#incorrect bug fables quotes#bug fables kabbu#bug fables leif#bug fables vi#death tw#this ones been in my drafts since june oops#queuing some quotes again
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Vi: I dare you to kiss the next bug who walks into the room.
Zasp: Screw that, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Kabbu walks in*
Zasp: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know.
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Leif, to Vi: We're leaving for the weekend, so we hid 100 berries in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
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Vi: I hope nobody lowkey hates me.
Vi: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Vi: Go big or go home.
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Kabbu: Violence can only lead to more violence.
Vi: Sounds good to me!
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Mothiva: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Vi: You looked in a mirror?
Mothiva: someday you will have to answer for your actions and venus may not be so merciful.
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Kabbu: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Vi: Which one? I can't do both.
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