Kezia, perched on a table: So, I heard you like bad girls.
Amanda: Eh, not really.
Kezia: Oh, thank god. I'm not a girl.
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Nyxestie! :DD
Hey, my name's Parle, and I'm here to wreak havoc! :)))
@wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid @deviantwaddles
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Hey, my name's Parle, and I'm here to wreak havoc! :)))
@wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid @deviantwaddles
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Amanda: Despite the fact that I occasionally compulsively overshare, people somehow still manage to know nothing about me.
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Madam: A guardian angel is like, this friend who follows you around and makes sure you don't get into trouble and loves you with all their heart.
Sulekha: So like you?
Madam, trying not to get emotional:
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Belinda: What was that horrible noise?
Custard: I don't know what you're talking about, but it was probably me.
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The Lawyer: I love murder mysteries!
Oliver, trying to impress him: I'm a lead suspect in several—
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Ink: I’m gonna open a cat café, but I need investors. Here’s the plan. The first floor will have normal cats, but as you go up, each floor will have more and more dangerous cats, and at the top floor is me with a gun.
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Boojho: Wait, I just realized that Paheli gave me new stuff for my key ring the day after she complained that I kept accidentally sneaking up on her because I don't realize how quiet I am.
Boojho: Paheli belled me like a cat and I didn't realize.
Unni: Haha, catboy.
Boojho: Everyone is so mean to me all the time.
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Munni: I'm busy.
Paheli: Do you think drinking 36 cans of Redbull consecutively would make my senses more heightened or would I just die?
Munni:
Munni: I'm on my way.
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Sulekha: If my mother could read, she'd see "embrace your mistakes" written somewhere and hug me for the first time in my life.
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Kezia: What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don’t know and it was just a picture of your guardian captioned “fucking hate this person” and it had hundreds of notes?
Amanda: Reblog it.
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Ramlal: I didn't raise you to be like this!
Sulekha: You didn't raise me at all!
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