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Eleanor: Do you ever feel like you're losing your mind? Simon: On a daily basis.

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Eleanor: We're gonna die!

Theodore: Oh Eleanor, think positive!

Eleanor: ... I'm positive we're gonna die!

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Alvin: This is all your fault!

Simon: My fault?!

Alvin: Once again, you lack the will to stop one of my terrible ideas! Face it you’re weak!

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Alvin and Brittany, marching around the house and chanting: Taylor Swift ticket day! Taylor Swift ticket day! Taylor Swift ticket day!

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Brittany: WHO THE FUCK-

Dave: Language!

Brittany: Oh, it’s English- NOW WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY HAIR DRYER?

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Dave: Apologize to Alvin now

Simon: I’m sorry I called you stupid, I thought you already knew

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Simon: We have no idea how many stars there are.

Alvin: I think there are 7.

Simon: …No there are more than 7.

Alvin: You just said we have no idea.

Simon: We know there are more than 7.

Alvin: Well apparently you’re a liar so I’m even more convinced it’s 7.

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Jeanette: If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm Dave's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?

Alvin: I'd say "You're lying, Dave doesn't have any friends!"

Jeanette: Not where I was going, but ok

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Simon: NONE OF THOSE WORDS ARE IN THE BIBLE Alvin: psalm 119:105 "and jesus said unto his followers" Brittany: "should a manlet incel attempt to mansplain the blockchain to a girlboss" Eleanor: "may she waste his time and yassify his blorbo" Simon: HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT

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Heads up to anyone in the aatc fandom, if @leo-elric messages you you might want to block because they’re heavily into p*dophilic and inc*stual rps.

Minors beware, I know we have a lot in the fandom and I just want to protect those of you

Don’t engage just block (I wanted to get decent screencaps I could use for this post to warn you all)

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“I lost focus and had a consensual work place relationship.”

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“I lost focus and had a consensual work place relationship.”

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Alvin, studying: Oh that’s communism! I thought that was when they scare the demons out of you

Simon: That’s an exorcism

Alvin: Right

Alvin: That’s the one I had

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Brittany: I don’t like to lose, but I don’t ever lose anyway

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Brittany: dances down the aisles of a store

Simon: You do know people can see you. There are cameras.

Brittany: Turns around and stares right at Simon

Brittany: I hope they’re enjoying the show

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Dave, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Alvin, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick

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Jeanette: Without ugly in this world, there would be nothing beautiful! Alvin, turns to Brittany: Thank you for your sacrifice