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Starrk: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Kisuke: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Starrk: But you’re always acting stupid?

Kisuke: ...

Kisuke: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Starrk: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Kisuke: Wow. They sound stupid.

Starrk: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Kisuke: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Starrk: I guess you’re right. Hey Kisuke, I love you.

Kisuke: See! Just say that!

Starrk: Holy fucking shit.

Kisuke: If that flies over their head then, sorry Starrk, but they're too dumb for you.

Starrk: Kisuke

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Starrk: Can you cut me some slack, Kisuke? I’m sort of in love.

Kisuke: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Starrk: I’m in love with you.

Kisuke: *Blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Starrk: My partner must be top of the line, graceful, organized-

Kisuke: Hey guys! I- *trips*

Starrk:

Starrk: I want that one.

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Starrk: Do you want to know your gay name?

Kisuke: My... my gay name?

Starrk: Yeah, it's your first name-

Kisuke: Haha. Very funny Starrk-

Starrk: *Gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Kisuke: Oh- oh my god.

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Starrk: I like your new pants!

Kisuke: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Starrk: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Kisuke: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Starrk: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Kisuke: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Starrk.

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Starrk: Are we fighting or flirting?

Kisuke: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Starrk: Your point?

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Kisuke: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Starrk: >:O language

Shiro: Yeah watch your fucking language

Ichigo: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SHIRO THE FUCK WORD?

Hiyori: 'The fuck word'.

Lillinette: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Shiro: Oh my god they censored it

Hiyori: Say fuck, Lillinette.

Shiro: Do it, Lillinette. Say fuck.

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Kisuke: You love me, right, Starrk?

Starrk: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Ukitake: Why are your tongues purple?

Starrk: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Kisuke: I had a red one.

Ukitake: oh

Ukitake:

Ukitake: OH

Shunsui:

Shunsui: You drank each other's slushies?

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Starrk: How many kids do you have?

Kisuke: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Starrk: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Kisuke: ...I did. I broke it.

Starrk: No. No you didn't. Ururu?

Ururu: Don't look at me. Look at Jinta.

Jinta: What?! I didn't break it.

Ururu: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jinta: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ururu: Suspicious.

Jinta: No, it's not!

Hiyori: If it matters, probably not, but Lillinette was the last one to use it.

Lillinette: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Hiyori: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Lillinette: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hiyori!

Kisuke: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Starrk.

Starrk: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Hiyori: Starrk... Ururu's been awfully quiet.

Ururu: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Starrk, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Starrk: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Starrk:

Starrk: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Starrk: Top 30 reasons why Starrk is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Kisuke: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Starrk: Hey Kisuke can I get a sip of your water?

Kisuke: It's not water.

Starrk: Vodka, I like your style!

Kisuke: It's vinegar.

Starrk: Wh-Wha-

Kisuke: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Starrk: I turned out perfectly fine!

Kisuke: Starrk, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Starrk: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Starrk: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Kisuke: Go the fuck to sleep

Starrk: What gif I don't want to?

Kisuke: Fuck You

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Starrk, pointing: May I sit there?

Kisuke: That's my lap

Starrk: That doesn't answer my question, Kisuke.