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Incorrect D&D HAT Quotes
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 3 days ago
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Simon, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be…
Doric: I’m literally just going to the store.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 10 days ago
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Kira: What’s your biggest fear?
Simon: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Kira, under their breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 17 days ago
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Holga: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 24 days ago
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Holga: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that’s fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I’m dumb as hell!
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 1 month ago
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Edgin: What’s up with you?
Xenk: What do you mean?
Edgin: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 1 month ago
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Edgin: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?
Holga: Anchovies and pineapple.
Simon: I like beets!
Doric: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?
Edgin: I’m disowning all of you.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 2 months ago
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Holga: You know what’s funny about Edgin? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 2 months ago
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Doric: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 2 months ago
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Edgin: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 2 months ago
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Simon: I am in fact NOT being very brave about it and I will whine and complain the whole time! As is my right!
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 2 months ago
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Edgin: Xenk likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 3 months ago
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*Something crashes*
Kira: Shoot-
Edgin: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Holga: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 3 months ago
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Edgin: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Holga: You were gone?
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 3 months ago
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Xenk: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Edgin: I will politely decline.
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 3 months ago
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Holga: The wee-woo thingy?
Edgin: THE FIRE ALARM!?
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 4 months ago
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Edgin, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies.
Xenk: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
Edgin: I have depression, what do you think?
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incorrect-dnd-hat-quotes · 4 months ago
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Doric: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.
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