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Ink, about the meme squad: girls be like “i dont need a therapist i got my besties!!!!!!” no. you and your besties. need a therapist

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Hacker: yo can i get a chip?

Finch, shutting the door on Hacker: suck my ass

Hacker: perhaps suck my ass can be our always

Finch: hacker shut the fuck up

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Cross, tossing sticks in a pan:

Nightmare: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Cross: i’m just cooking up my sticks?

Nightmare: THAT’S A NONSTICK PAN

Cross: OHHHH SHOOT UH

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Nightmare: you play the piano?

Cross: yeah, lowkey [plays low note]

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Ink: bitches be like “bitches be like!!!” like they ain’t like the bitch that be like like bitch

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Cross, about Ink: today i watched my friend drop the tv remote on her foot and all she said was “i am so sick of being alive”

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They really went #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss

they really did and they did it well

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goels

forl

gierl

fiirls

...

✨girls✨

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

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The girls are so PRETTY

yeah theyre girlbosses what did you expect

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hey guys sorry for inactivity schools been awful but thats not what im here to talk about what im here to talk about is with the recent dreamswap updates that came alongside the fatal flaws designs being released im just gently reminding yall that cross ink and error are girls now. theyve been girlboss’d and i Will be addressing that here and addressing them as female characters because we love to see a girlboss winning

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Nightmare: i am 39 cheetos tall

Error: why are you measuring your height in cheetos..

Nightmare: we’re out of doritos

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Nightmare: happy october 32nd! second halloween!

Dream: that doesn't exist

Nightmare: not with that attitude

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Nightmare: i warned you. i’m perfect

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Cross: oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when i do it i’m “petty” and “need to let it go”

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tbh I just think cross would have a bunch of very specific outfits for various days of Gender

Like she’s got really Feminine outfits and really Masculine ones and then they just have hoodies and stuff for days where they don’t know what gender they feel like

Also one of the Weird Gender Day outfits is like. A hoodie and basketball shorts and a T-shirt of some kind

and it was pointed out to me that that’s basically sans udnertale’s outfit

todays gender: sand undertable

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Nightmare: i do two things and two things only. i devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.

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Okay okay epic

Now please also consider gender fluid Cross having corsets

hmm yes i am Considering