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Yukino: It’s like they say, “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”

Minerva: You know, usually when you quote stuff, it’s annoying and I want you to stop, but in this case, very relevant.

Yukino: Thank you! :D I actually have another one —

Minerva: No you don’t

Yukino: No, I don’t

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The Witch King's very bad day continues.

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Random Bad Guy, after being defeated: Why the hell are you so terrifying?! How is this even possible?!

Natsu, too tired to have any kind of filter: I dunno man, ask Zeref, he made me like this

Random Bad Guy: huh…never thought to blame The Black Wizard Zeref for Salamander…

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Happy human design because I STILL WANT TO SEE IT (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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Erza, to her son Reiki: Come on, we have a game to go to.

Reiki: Okay fine, who’s taking me to my game?

Jellal: Your Mother

Erza: Your Father

*turns around and whispers*

Jellal: I don’t wanna go

Erza: I don’t want to go either!

Jellal: Thumb war?

Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war

Jellal: Dammit!

Erza: Yes! So glad I married a man with dainty thumbs

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Cana: Ugh, how’re we going to get through this week?

Lucy: We could drink.

Cana: No, alcohol doesn’t solve problems, it just makes them go away

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YES DADDY, I AM SAT 🧎🏼‍♀️

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My Gruvia Era begins

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Gray: I love Juvia. I would never do anything to hurt her, I swear on my life.

Gajeel: We’re both on suicide watch. Swear on something else.

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Lucy: Ugh, I’m so bummed - all that for nothing!

Happy: Lucy, listen carefully, life is a journey…

Lucy: and…?

Happy: That’s all I’ve got. I don’t have advice, I’m 9.

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Natsu, eating a random cooked lizard: Mmm…

Happy: No, do not try to tell me it tastes like fish

Natsu: Happy, it’s a lizard. It tastes like lizard.

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Erza, teaching Natsu to use weapons: Hit with the weapon! Hit with the weapon you have, stop fucking kicking!

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you can run but you cant escape

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Natsu: I knew setting that place on fire was a bad idea, but you goaded me!

Lucy: if by ‘goaded’ you mean ‘told you that under no circumstances should you set that place on fire’, then yes, I goaded you.

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“Dad, how old are you again?”

“Uhh…why?”

“It’s a thing for statistics, they’re comparing everyone’s parents’ ages. So how old are you?”

“I uh…I dunno.”

“What do you mean you don’t know? How can you not know!?”

“Because my age is complicated okay!”

“You sound like Mom when someone calls her Ma’am”

“Hey, it ain’t my fault that I was born like, I dunno, 600-ish years ago, died for a bit, came back like 200 years later, and time travelled 400 years ahead! And that’s NOT INCLUDING the 7 years me and half the guild spent sleeping on Tenrou Island.”

Natsu's dad-lore is gonna be insane

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Natsu: Everyone get in here and burn this house down as a family!

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Loke, babysitting for Gray & Juvia: Okay Greige, let’s get some ice cream!

Greige: YAY!

Random Royal Army Guy: Hey, is this kid your little brother or something?

Loke: Huh? Oh, nah, I’m babysitting for my friend.

RRAG: Uh-huh, he seems to like you a lot…

Loke: Isn’t that better than the opposite?

RRAG: Hey little buddy, do you know this man?

Greige: YEAH! He’s actually a celestial spirit! Loke the Lion!

RRAG: hmm…13 years on the job and my gut says this is bad.

Loke: GET A NEW JOB!