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2-D: Hold on! I’m having one of those things... a headache with pictures.          Russel: What the fuck?                                                                                Murdoc: They’re having an idea.

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Murdoc: HELP! I TOLD RUSSEL I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! 2-D, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Russel: Del said its my turn with the brain cell. Ace: Square up.

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Ace: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*

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Murdoc: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Murdoc: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Murdoc: All of your existences are confusing. The Squad: How so? Murdoc: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Noodle: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass.

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Murdoc on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Murdoc on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Murdoc: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie

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Me: Cries when 2D says in the desole video “trying to hold on to you” 

 2D: This line was inspired by me having to pee

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Russel: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Murdoc: It’s not a joke. Murdoc: *sniffles* Murdoc: I’m a legit snack.

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Noodle: So what’s for dinner? Murdoc, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

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Noodle: I can explain. Murdoc: Can you? Noodle: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Del: Ace! My face is on fire! Ace: Del! Are you ok?! Del: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just said that to make sure you'd come in here quickly. Ace: But your face is on fire. Del: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Ace: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Noodle: ... Your what? Ace: My friends. 2-D: Are they saying “friends”? Russel: I think they're being sarcastic. Murdoc: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ace! All of your friends are in this room. Ace: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.