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Back in 2019 i found a guide to equipment used by protesters in Hong Kong. I think it's useful and a lot of it could be applied to protests happening in the us:

+ goggles might be good against tear gas as well (NOT swimming goggles, they can pop your eyes out when hit)

Source

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Howdy: Bijou! You're good with romantic things, ain'tcha? Could you help me set up a gambling ring for betting on relationships?

Bijou: Howdy, our friends' feeling are not a game! We would never treat them as some schemes to make money off of!

Howdy: Ok sure, how much of a cut do you want?

Bijou: ...Twenty-five percent.

Howdy: Deal.

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Sabu: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Maxwell: Alright, what is that one over there?

Sabu: Not Francois.

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Boss: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Boss: That's why I own TEN guns.

Boss: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Panda: *Desperately tries to hide his ladder* Haha-

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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

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Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

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Me when I'm a Brazilian character in an anime about hamsters that has romantic tension with another guy and I'm reading the newest edition of Gay Soccer monthly

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Sandy: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Maxwell: Aww-

Sandy: With 2 straws, I can drink it twice as fast!

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I'm here to do science and math and sometimes hallucinate.

-Maxwell

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Hamtaro: What is love?

Sandy: An emotional minefield.

Maxwell: A neurochemical reaction.

Stan: Baby don't hurt me~

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Howdy: Are you coming to bed?

Dexter: I cannot. This is important.

Howdy: What?

Dexter: Someone is wrong on the internet.

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Howdy: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Panda: I’m an ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Dexter: Hey Boss, Howdy just broke my spare glasses.

Boss: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.

Dexter: Okay, you win.

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Dexter: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Oxnard: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Dexter: Oxnard, those are omelettes.

Oxnard: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Murderer: Any last words?

Sparkle: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.

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Hamtaro: We have fun, don’t we, Oxnard?

Oxnard: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.