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Caraway: *singing off key*

Anise: That's a pretty mouth, but it ain't made for singing.

Rosemary: What's it made for?

Aloe: Eating!

Rosemary: Oh. I thought maybe she meant oral sеx.

Source: Two and a Half Men

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Cal: I'm so proud of Parnelle!

Rosemary: Yeah!

Cal: He finally figured out that women love sensitivity.

Rosemary: Aw.

Cal: And if you can fake that, you're in!

Source: Fairly Odd Parents

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Amaryllis: Hey nerds!

*Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme turn*

Amaryllis: Oh, you all turned around? Wow.

Source: Scooby Doo

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Caraway: Now, class, I have a little surprise for you.

Rosemary: You're getting a nose job?

Parsley: You're getting married?

Slime Boy: You're getting fired?

Source: powerpuff girls

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Amaryllis: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Snapdragon: Oh my god, really?

Amaryllis: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Source: Shameless

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Parsley: In the moonlight your teeth look just like pearls.

Thyme: Who's Pearl, and what were you doing in the moonlight with her?!

Source: Pickles

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Parnelle: The worst thing about being immortal would be...

Parsley: Outliving your family and friends?

Parnelle: The bacteria inside you evolving into dinosaurs and bursting out...

Source: Litterbox Comics

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Redbud: Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.

Amaryllis: You should say something else.

Source: Futurama

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Thyme: Oh, yeah? Well... Shut up.

Amaryllis: Good comeback, Thyme.

Thyme: You shut up, too.

Amaryllis: *yelps*

Source: Futurama

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Sage: Is that a hobbit over there?

Redbud: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.

Source: Futurama

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I keep having dreams of HGS being remade in live action and/or 80s anime style and the quality improved but it just loses something about the original and honestly I’m not sure what to make of it but I have to tell you because you’re the only one that will listen.

I am now picturing High Guardian Spice in the style of live action ATLA, and I'm giggling at all the baby face live action actors for Team Fighting Girls (+Snap and Amaryllis).

Thank you for this mental image!

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Rosemary: And remember, smile! Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.

Thyme: I would so love to hurt you right now.

Rosemary: As long as you smile!

Source: Facebook

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Parsley: Misery loves company.

Thyme: You don't have to tell me that. It's the basis of our whole friendship.

Source: Daria

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Mandrake: Guys, I'm gonna make this up to you, I promise.

Triumvirate: They're gonna give us the chair!

Mandrake: Oh, well, suck my dick then.

Source: Supermansion

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Cal: We could play... spin the bottle.

Sage: Yeah! Or we could play spin CAL and HIT him with a bottle.

Source: Jimmy Neutron

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Anise: Is that a new blouse?

Aloe: Yes, do you like it?

Anise: You look good in purple.

Aloe: This is beige.

Anise: Yup, you look good in purple.

Source: Pickles

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Anise: Those dishes are not going to wash themselves. Seriously. There are no self-washing spells in Lyngarth.

Sage: Stupid lazy dishes.

Source: Amethyst: Princess of Gemworld

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