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I drew this for Hisoillu Week 🃏📍 (even if didn’t draw the prompts)

(The last picture isn’t for Hisoillu week but I didn’t post it yet and this is my best joke ever)

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Illumi: guess i’m stuck here forever 😗✌🏽

tangled!au ft. hisoillu

reposted this because tumblr made it disappear from the tags 💔

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hisoka introducing himself: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird 🤣🤣 I’m a weirdo 🤠🤡 I don’t “fit in”🤓 and I don’t WANT to fit in 😈Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat makeup on?💂 That’s weird.👽

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K so this is one of my millions of side blogs (joking, I only have 30) and I was wondering if anyone would like to take it over? Or co-run it with me? I’m not really active on here anymore, so if you’d like to help manage this blog, please message me! :)

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Killua: And what would you do if I got kidnapped?

Silva: Wait 30 minutes until they give you up voluntarily.

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HxH ENGLISH DUB: Illumi’s voice

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Illumi Zoldyck, the deadly assassin, everybody

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Remaining members of the Ryodan…

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Hisoka and Illumi: having sex

Hisoka: Hurt me, Illu❤️

Illumi: ok.

Illumi: you refer to yourself as a Magician but dress like a clown, You believe it makes you stand out or makes you more interesting but actually it’s a façade. You wear makeup because you are self-conscious with your looks. You behave with a crude, sexual demeanor because you are unable to supress you desires like a normal person can. You try to stand out so bad because you were probably silenced as a child.

Illumi: is that enough? I can continue if you like.

Hisoka, runs out the room crying.

Illumi,confused: was it something I said?

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Gon: [exists]

Killua:

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Nobody:

No one in this universe:

Not even Illumi:

Hisoka:

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Cute Killigon Moments:

tHe wHoLe dAmn sHow

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Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: Gon

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Kurapika

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Leorio

Looks like they could kill you and actually could actually kill you: Killua

Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls: Bisky

Sinnamon roll: Hisoka

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Killua is a princess.

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oh my god???

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What’s with this trope of the light haired boy being in love with the dark haired protagonist

The list can go on eternally if I put my heart into it.

Bonus points if the dark haired boy is oblivious, it’s unrequited or they get a tragic ending