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Takechi: Did you have to stab Gintoki?

Takasugi: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Matako: What'd he say?

Takasugi : 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'

Bansai: That's fair.

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Matako: Shinsuke-sama... Why is everything on fire? Takasugi: You said you were cold.

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Bansai: [sees someone doing something stupid] Bansai: What an idiot. Bansai: [realizes it's Matako] Bansai: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Bansai: Are you having another depressive episode? Takasugi: A depressive episode? Takasugi: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

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Matako: I think I'm falling for you. Takasugi: Then get up.

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Matako: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Matako: Weight loss? Drink water. Takechi: Clear skin? Drink water. Takasugi: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

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Matako: What is love? Takechi: An emotional minefield. Takasugi: A neurochemical reaction. Bansai: Baby don't hurt me.

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Shinsengumi Officer: You have the right to remain silent.

Matako: I CHOOSE TO WAIVE THAT RIGHT

Matako: *screaming*

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Takasugi: I like murder mysteries.

Matako, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

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Takechi: Yesterday, I overheard Bansai saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Shinsuke-dono replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Bansai: So what’s the plan?

Nizou: I don’t know. You’re smart, [points at Takasugi] he's mean, come up with something.

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Matako: I think you should have to apologize to Shiroyasha.

Takasugi: Fine. But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with.

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Takasugi, to Bansai: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

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Takasugi: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU

Matako: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Takasugi: No.

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Matako: Ow!

Nizou: What’s wrong?

Matako: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Nizou: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I met you.

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Takechi: Matako isn’t answering my messages.

Takasugi: Allow me.

Takechi: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Matako: [replying to message] Hello, Shinsuke-sama!

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Takasugi: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Takasugi: Not you Matako. You’re an angel and we’re glad you’re here.