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Tadano: ...you shouldn't be using a straw...

Najimi: Yeah Yeah I know, it's bad for the enviroment and stuff, yada yada...

Tadano: No, I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Tadano: ...you shouldn't be using a straw...

Najimi: Yeah Yeah I know, it's bad for the enviroment and stuff, yada yada...

Tadano: No, I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Tadano: Work on you emotional control.

Yamai: Get hit by a car.

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TADANO! THINK ABOUT IT! I'm your hottest... no wait that's Shouko... ehm... Oh! I'm your kindest- no wait that's Makoto... Tadano, I'm your friend!

-Najimi

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Komi: Why... why is Yamai crying?

Najimi: She tried one of those 'which Itan student are you' quizes.

Komi: ...still, that doesn't-

Tadano: She got me.

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Komi and Tadano meeting his parents

Tadano's Mom: Oh honey... not to offend you but... you can do so much better...

Komi: *almost crying*

Tadano, to her: It's not what you think. They're talking with you about me.

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Naijimi: I cant legally do that

Tadano: oh that’s ok we-

Naijimi: no I’ll do it illegally anyway

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Naruse: What if one day you wake up and you were hot?

Tadano: I don't know, I'd open a window or something.

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Najimi: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is cancelled.

Tadano:You can't cancel a holyday.

Najimi: Keep talking like that and you'll lose New Year's too.

Tadano: What... What does that mean?

Najimi: Hitomi, take away New Year's away from Tadano

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Najimi: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

Yamai: WE NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST TADANO!

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Tadano: When I said 'bring me something back from the beach' I meant like a seashell.

Hitomi, wrestling a seagull: Well you didn't fucking said that.

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Hitomi: I'm sorry I never said it enough but... I love you, oni-chan....

Tadano: ...

Tadano, shoving laungry basket into Hitomi's hands: Stop saying 'I love you' to get out house chores!

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Tadano: You're completely mad!!

Najimi: Thank God I am! If I wasn't, this plan would probably never work!

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Naruse: If I died how much would you miss me?

Isagi, swingly her plastic hammer: It's cute you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Tadano: How did you get arrested this time around.

Najimi: I don't know! I didn't do anything wrong!

Rei: Osana was going over the speed limit, and when a cop pulled him over and asked for his papers they literally yelled "scissors!" and drove away.

Tadano gives Najimi a I-knew-you-did-something look

Najimi: ...In my defense I thought it was a prank.

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Manbagi: I've found this really funny asking game last night and I wanted to try it with you all! So, If you found out that you only had one day left to live-

Tadano: I don't know you but this premise is the total opposite of fun.

Manbagi: -Don't be a killerjoy Tadano- what would you do with it?

Najimi: Something illegal.

Komi: Say goodbye to my family and friends.

Tadano: ...I guess I'll get the most expensive life insurance possible and marry Komi, so she can get most of the money.

Everyone, except Komi that is blushing vividly: Awwwww~

Katai: Accept my fate.

Ase: I think... something illegal.

Naruse: Same Katai.

Komentani: Same as Ase.

Isagi: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to ten other people, I would die the day after.

Everyone is silent.

Manbagi: ...what?

Najimi: THAT'S AWESOME! Can I change my answer?

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Hitomi: I'll make you a cake!

Shousuke: I'm not hun-

Hitomi: It is not optional.