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*Roy and Larry are sitting on a bench*

Wendy: Why do you guys look so sad?

Roy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Wendy sits down*

Larry: The bench is freshly painted.

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Iggy: While I don’t necessarily agree with all of his politics or condone his actions, I do, on some level, respect the Joker for effectively demonstrating that it’s fun to laugh and smile.

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Junior: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Morton and not do the thing,

Junior: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Junior: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*

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Roy: Being told all trans men are evil because they are "gender traitors" really sucks as a trans man who actually puts effort into being evil for other reasons.

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Wendy: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”

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Ludwig: Bitches be like “he’s my right hand man” JUST SAY HE’S YOUR BEST FRIEND. SAY IT.

Iggy: Have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

Ludwig: I've reconsidered. You’re right.

Roy: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth.

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Larry: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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*Wendy is helping Kootie Pie break out of prison*

Wendy: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime?

Kootie Pie: Don’t push it.

Wendy: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker!

Kootie Pie: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.

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Hop: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Iggy...

Roy: As you should be.

Hop: No, for real, they're kind of-

Roy: As. You. Should. Be.

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Hip: Do you support gay rights?

Bully: I’m literally gay.

Hop: He's avoiding the question!

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Ludwig: *sleeping after a long day*

Wendy: Wow, he actually looks peaceful.

Larry, uncapping a sharpie: And vulnerable

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Iggy: *pulls back the curtain while Roy is showering*

Iggy: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

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Roy: I am working on this whole Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in line at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

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Iggy: Really not beating the "trans people are mentally ill" allegations

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Lemmy: I ran into Morton in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked him what he was doing, he just shrugged, said “Morton roaming hours” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on his guitar.

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Larry: When I was 5, Wendy told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Iggy: They are!

Larry: FOR REAL?

Iggy: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Wendy: Are you laughing at that video of Roy and Larry fighting?

Ludwig: No.

Ludwig: I'm laughing at the comments.