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Lemmy: If history repeats itself, I’m so getting a dinosaur!

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Ludwig, talking to Larry: Well Larry, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Roy do that?’ and if he would, I do not do that thing.

Larry: …

Roy, from the distance: They’re not wrong though!

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Iggy: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Iggy: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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(Kootie Pie's babysitting Junior while the video game Koopalings are on vacation and Bowser's at a political meeting)

Kootie Pie: What’s wrong?

Junior: I have to write a whole paragraph for school.

Kootie Pie: That’s not so bad; I write entire fanfics.

Junior: Yeah, but this has to be good.

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The magic my Koopalings specialize in:

Larry: Sports. Likes sports, hates the inevitable ball jokes that are made.

Morton: Rocks.

Wendy: Rings.

Iggy: Poison– but isn't immune to it.

Roy: Light.

Lemmy: Comedy. He runs on Looney Tunes logic.

Ludwig: Music.

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Iggy: Hey, I'm lesbian.

Topper: I thought you were Darklandian.

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Ludwig: Larry and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Bowser: *sighs disappointedly*

Bowser: What did Larry do this time?

Ludwig: Chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Larry: Who wants a steering wheel?!

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me resisting the urge to add my genderbent koopalings (there's already 18 characters i don't need any more)

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(Bluebelle is my name for the blue Koopa Kid from Mario Party btw)

Roy: ARE YOU-

Bully: Fuckin'.

Roy: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Bully: Fuckin'.

Roy: IDIOT!

Bluebelle: …What was that?

Bully: Bowser banned Roy from swearing, so I’m helpin' him out.

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I'm gonna add Red, Green, and Blue from the Mario Party series as triplets. They're 10 years old.

Red: The oldest triplet. He's surprisingly good at keeping peace.

Green: The middle triplet. They snap the easiest.

Blue: The youngest triplet. She's a silly bastard who gets on Green's nerves.

They ran away 5 years ago, when Junior was 1, after finding out he was the Crown Prince and not Red (they were going to rule together), but then Ludwig found them. He related to Red's anger, since they had also gotten the Crown Prince title taken away (by Red, but oh well)

Ludwig convinced the triplets to give Junior a chance. They were all Bowser's kids, even if seven were adopted and three were magical clones.

R,G, and B were made when Bowser's clone, Koopa Kid (very clever name, Bowser) accidentally walked into one of Iggy's machines and split into three different beings. They decided to stay as three beings.

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Bully: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Ludwig:

Ludwig: I like you.

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Hip: I failed my safety training course today.

Bully: Why, what happened?

Hip: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Bully: And?

Hip: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Iggy, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Wendy, sick of Iggy's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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thecoolestkoopaling: (posts the obsidian knife geologist post into the meme channel of the Koopaling/Broodal Discord chat (meme shown under cut))

mortonstar_jr: im feeling a little unsafe

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Roy: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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Wendy: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Larry: This is light?!

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(Ludwig is babysitting the twins)

Hip: Hey, Ludwig, have you thought about having children?

Ludwig: ...

Ludwig: Does looking over you and Hop not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

Hip: But we're not your childr-

Ludwig, already distracted: HOP, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!