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Logan: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Remus: Anchovies and pineapple.

Thomas: I like beets!

Remy: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Logan: I’m disowning all of you.

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Roman: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Thomas: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Roman: Because we're out of doritos.

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Patton: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind.

Patton: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.

Patton: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?

Thomas: This is Monopoly.

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Remus: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Kai: I wonder who’s ruining my life.

Kai: *looks in the mirror*

Kai: So we meet again.

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Remus: You might not know this, Roman, but I am a flawed person.

Roman: I do know that.

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Logan: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Thomas: *enters their own password* I'm in.

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Remy: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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May: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.

Logan: But your way is sheer force!

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May: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!

Roman: ...but you will, right?

May: Oh, for sure.

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Remy: What is wrong with you?

Roman: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Virgil: Where are you going?

Greta: Hell, eventually.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roman: I will not let you down.

Remy: Sounds fun.

Patton: K.

Logan: No, I'm fucking not.

Virgil: Do I have to be?

Emile: Please god, I am so tired.

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Roman: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Roman: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Virgil: Uh... what's up with them?

Logan: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Roman: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Thomas, crying: It's working.

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Logan: Kai, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

Kai: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

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Logan *talking to Remus*: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.