#berrymakesquotes

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Roman: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Thomas: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

Roman: Because we're out of doritos.

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Logan: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

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Logan: Kai, you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break.

Kai: DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

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Remus: You might not know this, Roman, but I am a flawed person.

Roman: I do know that.

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Logan: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Remus: Anchovies and pineapple.

Thomas: I like beets!

Remy: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Logan: I’m disowning all of you.

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Virgil: Where are you going?

Greta: Hell, eventually.

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Kai: I was put on this earth to do one thing.

Kai: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Thomas: *enters their own password* I'm in.

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May: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!

Roman: ...but you will, right?

May: Oh, for sure.

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Remy: What is wrong with you?

Roman: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Roman, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Mamaw.

May, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roman: I will not let you down.

Remy: Sounds fun.

Patton: K.

Logan: No, I'm fucking not.

Virgil: Do I have to be?

Emile: Please god, I am so tired.

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Remy: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.

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Roman: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Roman: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Virgil: Uh... what's up with them?

Logan: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Roman: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Thomas, crying: It's working.

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Logan *talking to Remus*: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Roman: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.

Logan: Yeah, but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue.

Roman: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.