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Brookella: I'm very scary. WaxFraud: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Brookella: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. WaxFraud: And small. Brookella: Brookella: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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Sevaris: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
MrMattRanger: I boiled gatorade.
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WaxFraud: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Ulraf: You’re mortal.
WaxFraud: DID I ASK YOU GOD?
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Ulraf: Am I in trouble?
SlicedLime: Take a guess
Ulraf: I’m not
SlicedLime: Take another guess
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BrunoDanUy: Panda, why are you here other than just to bug me?
Ulraf: Well, I have something to show you! And also bug you that’s pretty fun.
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AdieCraft: I love the plan of "avoid it and pretend it doesn't exist".
MrMattRanger: Yeah I like avoiding it, avoiding it sounds good.
HelgaRakel: I've actually done that already!
MrMattRanger: Avoided your problems? Yeah, we all have.
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Mizzrowe: So it’s true? There really are gods out there?
Ulraf: You thought there weren’t?
Mizzrowe: Oh, I don’t know. I thought it might have been one of those made-up things that adults tell kids. Like vitamins.
SlicedLime: Mizz, vitamins are a real thing.
Mizzrowe: Well, now I’m thinking maybe they could be.
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Sevaris: I’m not really cutesy.
Brookella: Yeah, you’re just cute. See?
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BrunoDanUy: So you're the therapist for the whole server?
Avomance: Yep!
BrunoDanUy: Who's your therapist then?
Avomance, holding up a small pebble: I talk to this rock sometimes.
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BowTieDaniels: This is the worst thing you've ever done!
Mr Beardstone: You know, you say it so much it's lost all its meaning.
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Mizzrowe: What would you say if I brought home a box of puppies
MusicMan: What’s in the box Mizz?
Mizzrowe: I think you know what’s in the box.
Box: *woofs*
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ThomasToSpace: Well, back to my base under the watchful eyes of the Withers.
ThomasToSpace: And straight underground, to hide from the watchful eyes of the Withers.
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Slicer: Am I a villain? Yes.
Slicer: Will I still stop whatever evil I'm doing to pet cats? Yes.
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BowTieDaniels: Okay, so what's the next problem that you've solved?
RynnEver: Okay um-
BowTieDaniels: Or created. Or something.
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MrMattRanger: Oh, look at this! It’s not a bird, but it’s a little fella! Hello!
ZloYxp: I’m not a little fella! Why!?
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BrunoDanUy: There are probably easier ways of doing this, you know.
Ulraf: Yeah, but would any of them be as fun?
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WaxFraud: Well, Sev is a precious little cupcake, so Sev can do what she wants.
The_Guy1604: Yeah, so, if we’re building a actual tunnel to our base, unlike precious baby cupcake angel Sev, um…
WaxFraud: You’re just jealous ‘cause you’re not a precious baby cupcake.
The_Guy1604: Yeah.
WaxFraud: You’re a full sized cake, Dave, let’s be honest.
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