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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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kitkat: He's being convicted of capital murder

caw: what's next, lowercase murder?

#*obnoxiously loud laugh track*#mod quinn #kitkat #caw

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Caw, Dave, Jude, and Hal all sitting in the same room:

Jude whispering: chaos squad

#lobbystuck #dave #hal #caw #jude #mod dave #they are the ones that cause the most bullshit to happen

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Kitkat: Hey can you do me a favor?

Quinn: I’d kill for you but go on

#lobbystuck #mod dell #kitkat #quinn #if u needed someone dead form a friendship with quinn #she will very literally kill for you

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Dave: I drink to forget but I always remember…

Pam: Dave, you’re drinking CapriSun

#lobbystuck #mod dell #dave #pam #caprisun #just cause

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Hal: And I knew exactly what to do

Hal: But, in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

#lobbystuck #mod dell #hal #yeets leadership from somewhere

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Dave: just like, nyah, you know?

Luka: Excuse me?

Dave: you know. Nyah!

Luka: I won’t hesitate to drop kick you I do hope you know that

#lobbystuck #mod dell #dave #luka #i debated for a long time on if this would be dave or hal #dave won cause #cat

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Dell: Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Jude: Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it

Dave: . . .if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

Quinn: -_-’ 15+15=30, 25+25 = 30

Pam: 25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Brendon: You whole ass forgot about eight, a number with an e thats pretty fucking even

Hal: why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a conversation about ODDS??? Dell said “Every single odd number has an e” not “every single number with an e is odd” what the fuck

Caw: Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e, just saying . . .

Brendon: . . .

Hal: . . .

Quinn: . . .

Dell: . . .

Everyone: . . .

Luka: *stands up* Bye.

#lobbystuck #mod dell #dell #jude #dave #quinn #pam #brendon #hal #caw #luka #kitkat #that one chaotic math post #wild #dell: chaos time #luka: you fuck

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Caw: *seductively takes off glasses*

Caw: Wow, you’re really fucking blurry.

#lobbystuck #mod dell #caw #this bitch blind #YEET

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Caw: You always think your the smartest person in the room.

Luka: That’s cuz I’m always in the room with idiots.

#lobbystuck #mod dell #caw #luka #i mean #yeah #that sounds about right

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Hal: Wait, what do you mean three?

Police: Yes, three

Jude: OH MY GOD

Dave: CAW FUCKING FELL OFF

#lobbystuck #mod dell #hal #jude #dave #I love this #its perfect #the chaotic four #squad squad squad

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Luka: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Hal: *sips waffle* Why?

#lobbystuck #mod dell #luka #hal #i love one[1] chaotic force #that chaotic force is hal

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Hal: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it

Jude:

Dell:

Quinn:

Caw:

#lobbystuck #mod dell #hal #jude #dell #quinn #luka #real quick want to talk about the concept of the sUN?#big round fire boy that lets us see #what a lad #respect

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Hal: I love that mayhem is a legal term. Like you can be charged with mayhem. Its like arresting someone for funny business

#lobbystuck #mod dell #hal #ur now charged for funny business #get on ur knees #crimes against business that were funny #send help #im so bored

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Quinn: We’re locked in!

Caw: I look to good not to be seen.

Caw: *shatters a window and breaks out*

#lobbystuck #lmao weird saying mod dell #quinn #caw #if there is no way out #make ur own #even if your new path is a broken window

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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quinn: i'm nuts about these nuts! but i'm also nuts... about my close good friends

*camera pans out, the rest of the lobby is sitting on the couch*

My Close Good Friends

#that text is So Big #but it adds to it i think #quinn #mod quinn #local gal loves her friends

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Dell, smiling joyfully: Morning Jude!

Jude:

Jude: Why’re you so happy?

Dell: I haven’t slept in the past week,

Dell: I’m under high levels of stress,

Dell: I have self esteem issues,

Dell: I’ve lost the ability to feel so I’m a happy shell of myself!!

Jude, calling Quinn: She’s doing it again.

#lobbystuck #mod dell #dell #jude #quinn #send me help

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incorrect-lobby-quotes · 6 years ago

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Dell: A beer for me, and uh . . . she’ll have a Capri Sun.

Pam: Dell, I’m 18

Pam: I can buy my own Capri Sun

#lobbystuck #mod dell #dell #pam #suuuuure pam #also beer is gross #side note

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