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Stop being evasive? You might as well tell me to stop being charming. It's impossible.
Lymond, The Game of Kings
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Lymond: I will walk into a court while erect, screaming
Lymond: YES, I am GUILTY, motherfuckers, I am DEATH
Richard:
Richard: That's a terrible plan
#source: nobody speak#source: run the jewels#source: dj shadow#Francis and Richard's Fraught H/C Camping Trip is what I think of every time I hear that line.#incorrect game of kings#incorrect francis crawford#incorrect richard crawford#queue
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You've obviously heard of me. You know what I'm capable of. Why do you think this will go well for you?
Lymond, to Will Scott, The Game of Kings
#source: horizon zero dawn#incorrect game of kings#incorrect francis crawford#hzd has like 3 lines of dialogue that don't suck. this is one of them.#queue
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I am concerned I have thrown my lot in with a demented infant.
Lymond, about Will Scott
#source: castlevania (netflix)#on a spiritual level will scott is trevor belmont. in this essay i will#incorrect francis crawford#incorrect game of kings#queue
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I have created too many victims.
Lymond, Pawn in Frankincense
#SORRY#source: KINGDOM HEARTS THREE OF ALL THINGS#incorrect pawn in frankincense#incorrect francis crawford#queue
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I didn't forget! I just ... took my time remembering
Jerott, The Disorderly Knights
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Witches: beautiful, regal, solitary, voracious. Role models, really.
Marthe, Pawn in Frankincense
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What's one little international incident among friends?
Phelim O’LiamRoe, Queens’ Play
#source: crooked kingdom#I INSTANTLY THOUGHT OF MY BOY PHELIM WHEN I READ THIS#bros before apparent threats to national security.#incorrect phelim#incorrect queens' play#queue
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When they bury me in lime at a crossroads, I definitely want to be remembered as 'polite'
Lymond, Game of Kings
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Danny Hislop: I like the look of a woman who enjoys herself.
Marthe: I'd enjoy choking you slowly.
#source: six of crows#IT'S FULL OF GOOD LYMOND QUOTES OK#incorrect checkmate#incorrect Danny Hislop#incorrect marthe#queue
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Graham Reid Malett: Francis surprises me.
Sybilla Crawford: Yes. Like a hive of bees in your dresser drawer.
#source: six of crows#idk when they'd have this conversation but: who cares#incorrect disorderly knights#incorrect graham reid malett#incorrect sybilla crawford#queue
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Here's the secret to popularity: risk death to prevent your compatriots from being blown to bits in an ambush. Great way to make friends.
Phelim O’LiamRoe, Queens’ Play
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Maybe your tutors didn't cover this lesson, but you don't argue with a man covered in blood with a knife up his sleeve
Adam Blacklock, to Joleta, The Disorderly Knights
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Austin Grey: Which god do you serve, then?
Lymond: Whichever will grant me good fortune.
Jerott: I don't think gods work that way.
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The only law that applies to me is gravity.
Lymond, The Game of Kings
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Hey, aren't you guys forgetting about me?
Phelim O’LiamRoe, Checkmate
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I know I won't forget you. I try to, all the time.
Jerott Blyth, to Francis Crawford, The Disorderly Knights
#please just imagine him saying this in the most I AM SO DONE WITH YOUR SHIT voice. thank you#source: kingdom hearts birth by sleep#incorrect jerott blyth#incorrect disorderly knights
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