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Major Crimes characters as John Mulaney quotes
Sharon Raydor: Now, I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.
Andy Flynn: You ever have one of those days where you’re just like “this might as well happen.”
Louie Provenza: I said “no.” You know, like a liar.
Mike Tao: They’re like, ‘Does that work?’ I’m like, ‘It didn’t NOT work.’
Amy Sykes: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Julio Sanchez: Well… you know how I’m filled with rage?
Rusty Beck: Then, for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.
Buzz Watson: My vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Andrea Hobbs: One black coffee.
Russell Taylor: I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.
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Provenza: Did I want to come back? No, but I didn't have enough money to retire and I'm too old to get another job. I feel like I'm working in my casket.
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Julio: why are you squeezing me with your body?
Sharon: It's a hug, Julio. I'm hugging you.
#julio sanchez#sharon raydor#source: arrested development#imcq#incorrect major crimes quotes#major crimes
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Provenza: Hey, did you SMS text message me?
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Provenza: I won't rest until I've complained about everything.
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Andy: I'm crazy about you.I think we should be together. What do you say?
Sharon: Yes. No. Maybe.
Andy: Those are the three options.
#andy flynn#sharon raydor#shandy#source: how i met your mother#imcq#incorrect major crimes quotes#major crimes
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Provenza: Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the time.
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Provenza: I had to take a sick day. I'm sick of these people.
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Hello everyone!! This is the Crack!Vid I promised I’d do for quite a while now 😅 I hope you guys enjoy it! I know it’s long but please give it a try! I would love to hear your feedback! xx
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Rusty: I hate how you're always right.
Sharon: It's my best and most annoying trait.
#rusty beck#sharon raydor#source: how i met your mother#imcq#incorrect major crimes quotes#major crimes
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Julio: I hate looking at your face, I wanna smash it.
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Well, we all know who wore it best!!!
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Was putting out the new books at work and saw something that reminded me of our favourite grumpy lieutenant
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10 Female Fandom Faves
Rules: Write your ten favorite female characters from ten different fandoms and tag different people.
I was tagged by @cmdr-sharonflynn
1. Sharon Raydor obviously, though Andrea Hobbs is a close second for major crimes
2. Laura roslin from bsg
3. Minerva Mcgonagall from Harry Potter
4. Sybil Crawley (such a sweetie, deserved better) from Downton
5. Princess Leia Star Wars
6. Captain Kathryn Janeway from voyager
7. Aunt polly from peaky blinders
8. Red from oitnb
9. River song from doctor who
10. Elena from odaat
This was difficult!
Most of the people I would tag have been tagged so I tag whoever still wants to do it 🙂
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